Wednesday 22 December 2021

Of Christmas Amazonians & Nothing in Particular

It's been a fucktillion centuries since I last wrote here. It's also strange writing when there's so much I can't write or talk about lest the promise guardians swing out their arms from the overarching celestial pockets and tear me a new one.

But I wanted to come here and flex my phalanxes.

I've been learning C# for the last month, and I went ahead and got myself a curved gaming monitor for Christmas. It's set to arrive tomorrow, here's to hoping the delivery guy is having a good day and it manages to put a smile on my face. My cheeks are in dire need of some stretching. 

I made a decision to take the next month off, but I failed to abide today. Instead, I found myself applying to jobs and losing four hours into the fat folds of LinkedIn. 

I really hate LinkedIn. 

I hate how people talk on LinkedIn, it's so...pre-Quora.

Christmas is just around the corner, and due to extenuating circumstances, I wasn't able to celebrate December properly, and am now struggling to get into the holiday mood and out of the holiday blues. Maybe I need some Christmas socks, I'll think on it.

God save me from consumerism, I haven't had an income since April, so I'm basically eating away at my own flesh at this point, but that's alright. As long as it makes me happy, happies cannot be bought.

I'm also planning on going out this month, attending some art and culture events and making new friends wherever possible. I also have a couple of people I want to say hi to and check on for the holidays. All in good time.

Semsema is getting a lot bigger, she's twice as big as she was when I last saw her. I guess she's staying, I couldn't find anyone to take her and my parents are already super attached to her. Banana has changed. She's still feral, bless her heart, but she used to have a bit more wild affection than she does, I'll try and get her sorted. They were promised treats, and they shall get them. 

Ludwig is still my favourite, but he's shakier than ever. Poor baby isn't used to violence and he is now forced to share his dump suite with two street urchins. I feel for him.

I wonder if they make Santa hats for cats, I'll have to check. 

For all the insight Amazon is getting about people's mental states, they should expand vertically into the health sector and start issuing drug prescriptions by now. It would work better than five therapists put together, I guarantee it.

I'll go back to Adventure Time.

Oh, and I'm 29 now. Yay? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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