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Of Cacophonysts.

My illustrator friend asked me to create a back story for her species, and I'm terrified by what came out. The vocabulary and spelling were thrown around, so this is no prose. It can be made into prose, but I will not touch it. This is one of those things that should be sealed in a vault, and now it shall be. 

The race is called cacophonysts

They live on a carnivorous planet that feeds them by morning and feeds off of them by night

Survival is a constant struggle, but they bear it anyway because each is promised to their doppelganger, and most would rather survive the cruel planet than leave it to face their own doppelgangers on the neighbouring moon.

They're called cacophanysts because the atmosphere is so thick with a mixture of nobel and outlandish gases that their own movements make music

each cacophonyst is born bound to their doppelganger, that lives on a neighbouring moon

and most would rather live and struggle on the planet than venture to meet their doppelganger and find out the truth about themselves by contrast

fearing confirmations.

It was a wondrous life of sheer denial

They didn't even know they were in denial, and that was their gravity
They were part of that planet as much as it was part of them, and the missing part was filled by their complete lack of selves, for you can't fill what has been annulled.

There are ways for the willing

ways that aren't known except to those who've made that choice

All the willing have to do is go to the elders counsel

The symphorium

The puppet masters

The puppets

The ones who keep the balance, who are the balance

where they lose their identity by leaving the atmosphere, and go to meet their own true identity through a secret spell known by these elders

There are no ways back, for it is said that to find yourself you have to lose it.

Their race is homogenous; they can hardly be told apart. And live in harmony, almost literally

They exist in systems similar to beehives, communicating through harmonizing music by their bodies

and the relationships are fleeting, there are no families, but they're all a family

there are no secrets, no fear, no struggle, no sense of belonging but no sense of alienation

There just is.

And most are content

They have no concept of time nor attachments

nor happiness

They exist like children do, from a moment to the other, caught up in trivial wonders and blowing them up into worlds of their own

Their nervous system was more complex than their minds could understand, for they were mostly intuitive creatures. 
Electric signals were more active than any other species that they could hope to see.
Everything was very..there. The very there-ness was tangible.

He was not.

One of them was born with a disturbance in brain electricity

He was more..placid than the others

He didn't move as much, and was perceived as a mute disturbance.

They couldnt understand how he could be, nor could he understand how he was different

Since there were no mirrors, they had no concept of themselves

other than the one they get through others

His malfunction was a disturbance wherever he was, emitting an aura of inertia for a mile's radius around him

They couldn't communicate with him, and he didn't know what communicating was.

It was almost as if he was a moving vaccuum, that disspelled others with invisible forces. A bubble boy, moving within his own sphere of quietude.

For a community that existed solely on sound, his quietness was disturbing to his kin

They feared what they could not relate to, and he was impossible to relate to. It was rendered even more disturbing by the fact that even the planet reacted to their movements with its atmosphere, and he was their first exposure to an object.

He was the only object.

The symphorium had to intervene

They had to somehow eliminate this vacuum so their community could regain balance again

and they did the only thing they knew how to do

They banished him to meet his doppelganger, or not, they didn't really care, just as long as he was on the moon, there where he couldn't reach nor affect them, or rather, there where he couldn't not affect them.

He didn't realize he was, nor did it make much of a difference to him, save for a change in scenery and a lighter atmosphere, with no sounds

The place was almost like living in a Polaroid, it was perfectly still

He had to relearn how to move all over again

But that was okay because he didn't realize it.

If we were to perceive that moon from a cacophonyst's persepctive, it was an absolute nightmare, the air almost hanging heavy with distress.

The banished would convulse in an effort to make music, get terrified by the lack of it, and repel almost like magnets from their doppelgangers, afraid of learning their own truth.

The doppelgangers couldn't help hanging close, for that's how they were made.

It was also why they were made

Holograms

of their originals

They were hoping to find meaning as much as the banished, the only difference is that they were seeking to start fulfilling their existence as well, for unlike the cacophonysts, they didn't know any different.

They may have been a curse to the banished, but the banished delivered them. 

And neither knew they were the other's bane.

It was a nightmare

One that he couldn't see, nor feel, or understand

He was protected in his own bubble

Protected by his ignorance and lack of intuition. He was not affected. The same reason that caused him to be banished from his planet is the one that protected him on that haunted moon.

He had no truth to find, he had no concept of truth, and the truth wouldn't affect him.

He didn't realize he was. 

He wasn't there, not like them.

He was protected.

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE!

Loose Threads.

Remember the deaf/mute old man that I told you about? He has a one-eyed cat with human-like tendencies, or at least tendencies that aren't naturally peculiar to cats, like standing on its hind legs and not reacting to its own reflection. I found that out recently, and it seemed to make all the sense in the world. It seemed to make so much sense as to throw off my natural balance of things. Do things really happen for a reason? Maybe it only makes sense to me, but even I know that the world doesn't make this much sense without at least a consequential message. Only, what is the message? If it's not this, that is? It's a lucky coincidence, one that managed to put a smile on my face more mornings than most. 

He can read now, he taught himself how to read using discarded newspapers. He has the purest laughter in the world, with neglected and broken front teeth, a voice that's a note short from being whole, and a breath away from being a whisper. Scratchy and out of breath, with enough strength to breathe life into a harpy. Physics won't let it echo so it wouldn't throw off its fragile numbered systems, but it echoes loud enough if you know how to listen. 

He still gets his own broomstick and cleans around his area at 7 am everyday, even though he doesn't have to, wasn't asked to, and it's not his job. He still does it because it makes him happy, or rather because he's human enough to humanize 5 square metres around him at all times.

He's a wonderful human being, and he won't ever know it in his lifetime, nor will he be remembered afterwards because I don't think he has any family. He restores order and throws off more in my head, and he won't ever know it. The world hasn't broken him, although it has tried. Some people are just bigger than the world I guess.

His cat is a curious creature as well. I thought I may have rationalized this into my own conscious memory to add a certain magic, or maybe that's only how I saw it because I wanted to see it, for people only see what they want to see, but I like to believe it isn't. One-eyed and seems to linger longer than most of its fellows on things that wouldn't naturally stop a cat, like a twirling leaf or an intriguing shoe. It's bound to the man though neither of them seem to depend on the other. He feeds it when he can and it brings him bird offerings when it could. They greet with a 7 second or so long glare every morning, that they snatch in the middle of chores, like the look you may give an old friend with stories that don't need recounting but are shared nonetheless. It's funny.

I wonder if he has enough clothes, it's getting colder.

It's wonderful night tonight, cold and quiet and tangibly there. One of those nights that you can rest in without having to rest. I've found peace as well, it was within me all along. Bad things haven't stopped happening, they still do and they are even worse. People aren't getting better, they're shittier than I remember. Life isn't giving more chances, and taking away more than most. But I'm happy, through it, somehow. I've found peace.

I remember a good friend once telling me that no person can ever be whole or completely happy if they're not their own home. I think I found home now.

Ramona

Ramona, come closer

Shut softly your watery eyes

The pangs of your sadness

Will pass as your senses will rise

The flowers of the city 

Though breathlike, get deathlike at times

And there's no use in tryin'

To deal with the dyin'

Though I cannot explain that in lines.

Your cracked country lips

I still wish to kiss

As to be by the strength of you skin

Your magnetic movements

Still capture the minutes I'm in

But it grieves my heart, love

To see you tryin' to be a part of

A world that just don't exist 
It's all just a dream, babe

A vacuum, a scheme, babe

That sucks you into feelin' like this.

I can see that your head

Has been twisted and fed

With worthless foam from the mouth

I can tell you are torn

Between stayin' and returnin' 

Back to the South

You've been fooled into thinking

That the finishin' end is at hand

Yet there's no one to beat you

No one to defeat you

'Cept the thoughts of yourself feeling bad

I've heard you say many times

That you're better 'n no one

And no one is better 'n you

If you really believe that

You know you have 

Nothing to win and nothing to lose

From fixtures and forces and friends

Your sorrow does stem

That hype you and type you

Making you feel

That you gotta be just like them.

I'd forever talk to you

But soon my words

They would turn into a meaningless ring

For deep in my heart

I know there is no help I can bring

Everything passes

Everything changes

Just do what you think you should do

And someday, maybe

Who knows, baby

I'll come and be cryin' to you.

“Demons run when a good man goes to war

Night will fall and drown the sun

When a good man goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies

Night will fall and the dark will rise

When a good man goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost

The battle's won, but the child is lost.”

― Steven Moffat.

Best Part About My Day

Of Flying Bisons, Liz Lemon & Dickolocausts.

I’ve been aching to blog for a while, and it wasn’t for lack of news that I didn’t, but rather for lack of words. This part isn’t covered in the grownup handbook but apparently what happens is this; you get to a point where you don’t feel the need to talk anymore, because you realize how little anything you have to say matters, and how talking is basically playing molecule fetch. We’re just here to keep the air moving, otherwise it gets stale and the fishbowl wreaks of elephants stuck in rooms and we all turn belly up.

I think aurora borealis is beautiful.

Life has been hectic and meaningless, with heartbreaking ellipses and disappointingly premature periods. I’m juggling a job and uni, previously two but then economy happened. Which I don’t mind, the mind-numbing emotion-draining robot-mutating capitalist nature of 21st century work suits me well, it comes in handy sometimes. Although, at other times, I go from worrying why momma ship is ignoring my distress signals to worrying that maybe my distress signals brought momma ship down.

I still don’t understand people, the only difference is that now I’m not even trying to because who needs that?

Let me take you for a walk in my shoes so you’d understand. For instance, this whole Saudi women driving campaign is like a guy getting kicked out of his house putting up the fight of his life to keep the doormat. Forgive me, but shouldn’t they be fighting for rights to lead normal lives first? Aren’t there severe human rights violations and freedom shenanigans to sort out? Shouldn’t you worry about your school lunch before snagging your toy back from the big bully? Priorities, people. I get it that you gotta start somewhere, but it doesn’t have to be a commercialized first-world whine in a third-world environment. That’s not square one.

Then there’s 30 Rock, which everyone finds hilarious and I find incredibly depressing. What is funny about an intelligent beautiful hardworking woman getting fucked over and having her dreams stomped and is humiliated on a daily basis for absolutely no reason at all? How is that funny? TV sitcoms should tend to escapism, not serve as painful reminders. I mean, Louie I get, we laugh in self-defense. But Liz Lemon? Come on, Liz Lemon should rule the world goddammit.

Then there’s a dude friend who, talking about his crush, quips: “It's like she's the female version of me. Well, I'm the female version of me, but she has the package.” Yes, it’s funny. But is that really all? I knew guys think with their dicks but this is a whole new level of dickhead-ism. I’m starting to think that the whole ‘Guys think with their dicks’ thing has more truth to it than the revelation most of us had at 15. Everyday it proves long-lasting. But then again most chicks these days remind me of energizer bunnies, in the sense that they’re immortally cute squeeze-balls who have nothing at all to add to the world other than their squeaks, so guys aren’t entirely to blame.

I hate adjacent lines. I think it’s cruel that two lines can overcome so many forces to meet at a point then have no choice against the same forces to part, with no hope of reprieve till they’re a circumference apart, god knows when. Parallel lines have it easy, compared to that. I wasn’t going for a bumper sticker line but it looks like it came out that way.

I have stalkers now, it was annoying at first but then I came to think of them as puppies. When trained, they fetch you stuff and bite at cue. It’s entertaining, if it hadn’t been for all the time spent in curt social interaction directed at saving the feelings of someone who has proved they have none by being there. This doesn’t make sense to me either. The only thing that pisses me off, and by ‘pisses me off’ I mean I haven’t found a silver lining with yet, is this annoying tidbit: They won’t let me read. Much like puppies, they feel offended if your attention is directed at an inedible object that isn’t them. This is equally baffling to me.

Japan would have got a lot more media attention if geishas had swag. Floating around all 'I be rocking this Okiya like it was Okinawa brah san.' What does have media attention, however, (Other than the last Airbender who likes penguin sledding and has a pet flying bison) is the release of the new iPad air, which is a lighter, faster, more expensive bourgeois clone of its predecessors. Apple doesn’t make sense either. You see, the only reason Apple is so famous in the US is because they produce quality gadgets with a cheap price tag. In the Middle East, it is ridiculously overpriced next to its more competent competition that comes at half the price, and remains the most purchased because that’s how parallel universes work I guess. US Apple fan boy vs. Arab inferiority complex. Meet Asia, working behind the curtains, beating all released smart phones for a fraction of the price, with absolutely no media attention, at all, on this beauty right here: http://techcrunch.com/2013/08/12/xiaomi-beats-samsung-to-top-chinas-smartphone-charts/

 
Amongst the many other things that I still don’t understand is how onion soup is so underrated, how Tennant never showed up on the Simpsons, how struggles and snuggles are only a letter apart and people still opt for the former - Well two, alphabetically speaking. One, mathematically speaking – why people refer to Wust el Balad as some muggle Diagon alley where they can find anything, from Unicorn blood and falcon hooves to phoenix litter, why there are 18 stair steps on each flight rather than an easily manageable 20, how no one has orchestrated a dickolocaust yet, why burger patties are so hard to make, why they’re called unicorns rather than uniswords or unispears or unilances since they don't have corn on their heads, and last but not least, why they still haven’t built an aero hydraulic Quidditch coliseum, magnetically levitated broomsticks, a repelling snitch & a ginormous remote-controlled bludger when there’s an unfunded kickstarter project begging for Quidditch to be an official sport.

I rest my case.

Adam’s Apple.

You know what the problem is? I'll tell you what the problem is, it's life as a concept, treating life like an absolute block of something that doesn't make sense when taken apart, when all you're supposed to do if you wanna give life meaning is break it down and tend to the morsels. Treating life like a block is what makes people act out of character, because they’re so sure that block is supposed to fit somewhere, or take shape, but they have no idea where it’s supposed to fit, how it’s supposed to look like or why it’s supposed to look like that. A lot of ‘supposed’ presets that somehow precipitated in people’s subconscious as the ultimate goal. I don’t know, is that what it’s really all about? All what we’re going through, you take a flaming ball of uncontrolled circumstances set in motion by a random state of pulsated chaos and somehow make it into a shape whose form, origin and reason are unknown? That’s a little too complicated for a couple of naked schmucks who were stuck in a garden with a morbid apple tree, wouldn’t you say? And isn’t that what eventually triggers the state of frantic achievement that transforms people from many single human beings to an unthinking, unfeeling, unsatisfied stampede? Aren’t those who think they know what they’re doing to get there the most delusional of all? I think it’s simpler than that. I think we’re put here on this weirdass planet to live in knick knacks. I think the planet itself having an expiry date is a cheat code. I think the fact that days are similar means that nothing is moving forward or backwards but a groundhog day syndrome. They’re not supposed to be connected, leading up from anything or to anything, they’re just there and you’re supposed to enjoy them while you can because they’re gonna run out and thank god they will.

Wage Beauty.

We live between
crosses and crescent moons
prayer rugs, cell blocks, & a ballot box
prisoners and presidents
resistance and resilience
hope and a hurricane
hope and a hangman
hope and a hang noose.
When our children are elders their children will call this time we live in "the era of wounded dreams" when systems openly assassinated imaginations.
No one tells stories anymore.
It's as if we believe gravity is real & unicorns are not.
We've swallowed the sugar coated cyanide that tells us the narratives of invaders hold more truth than the memories of my grandparents.
How damaged our belief systems are.
We tell ourselves existence is resistance, not life is affirmation.
to fight and write back, but not fight and dream forward
to deconstruct empire but rarely blueprint ourselves
it is as if we have forgotten that a nation is nothing more than a collection of narratives.
A community does not make sense of the world thru statistics but stories and bigots are painfully unimaginative
this is why they want to censor our culture
they know they cannot compete with our creativity.
So this is for you
who dance write speak dream love exhale the work anew
who place starlight in the barrel of rifles and march against darkness
militant sunflowers holding up your heart up like a hand grenade
hummingbird in a hurricane with hope strapped to its core like it was c4.
We remember the only reason we are alive
is because we had at least one ancestor who refused to die
and lived long enough to have children who did the same.
This is our genetic inheritance
remember this
so dance indigo
cultivate brilliance
speak life
name pain
grow dreams
& in times of terror...
Wage Beauty.

Dad Turned 53

‘We need to be more offended, in order to be more passionate.’

‘You got it backwards there.’

‘No I didn’t.’

‘How so?’

‘Passion is usually a paradox, something that requires faith with so much absurdity around, offensive absurdity.’

August 14th, 2013

And today, everything changes.

Today, I grow up.

Be Your Own Home.

Schrödinger’s Sonnet.

We’re all Schrödinger’s cats. The one difference is that atheists know they’re Schrödinger’s cats.

Agnostics, however, live the benefit of the doubt that keeps it alive and dead, simultaneously.

So you could say that believers and atheists have the best bits of the bargain, being the illusion of confirmation of one state as opposed to the other.

What nobody will admit is this; none of the three are better off, because the outcome is the same.

Of Russia, Dunbar & Being Pissed.

I came here to watch Dexter, or Suits. I heard they were nice, not that I care if they are. I was hoping Hollywood put enough shit in them to drown through layers of ennui, frustration and problems.

Anger, anger is good. People should get pissed more often, I don’t know what people have against anger, wanting to dump it and go for acceptance, a pathetically passive life hack that helps you get over things by extinguishing your core so you won’t have to deal with them, which reminds me of something I read in Catch 22 the other day:

“Dunbar was lying motionless on his back with his eyes staring up at the ceiling like a doll's. He was working hard at increasing his life span. He did it by cultivating boredom.
Dunbar was working so hard at increasing his life span that Yossarian thought he was dead.”

You see, anger is healthy, it means you have gusto, it means you still have some fight left in you. But most of all, it means you still have hope. As long as you still have it in you to get genuinely and vehemently pissed at things, then your soul is fine and kicking. That’s what you should thank God for, you idiots. It’s like he gave you this life-beeper and all you bitches are complaining about is the noise. “UNPLUG MEH UNPLUG MEH D: WAH!”

How can someone in their right mind opt for acceptance over anger? That’s like choosing a wheelchair over a marathon-chiseled pair of Herculean legs. Anger is good for you, you dipshits. Go break something until you feel better. You should be worried if you don’t have it in you to get pissed.

Gallows humor is damn ugly though. You see, gallows humour is just like anger, except it doesn’t have gusto, fight or hope. It’s the pulverized version of the package, what zombies are made of. It is neither aggressive nor passive, nor does it care enough to be neutral for its own peace of mind. No, it’s the darkest pit of hell, right down next to Beelzebub playing poker with Hitler’s toes. It’s a form of pain that is beyond consolation as well as human reach. It’s beyond the human reach even to the human hosting it. That’s what you do to pain you see, you don’t contain it, you host it, it’s gotta be nice and comfortable with a shitload of ever-expanding space like a black hole that swallows everything and doesn’t show a nickel for it. Gallows humor is what echoes when there is no medium, it’s what makes Russian novelists sell.

I got a theory that if you wanna find the answer to any political impasse, it’ll be right there in Russian history. They’ve been through hell and back so many times that when they finally set foot on solid ground they thought it was easier to walk on water and ended up drowning everybody else trying to patch the gap, jump pits and get some of that nirvana they’ve mined. It just doesn’t work that way though, because they paid for it with years of fighting against their own human nature only to find that humans weren’t that great after all, and their nature, in its purest form, was kind of fucked. Some answers you get when you have no other choice but to go about them the hard way, sounds pretty easy and cliché when you put them on paper, eh?

Man I love Russia, the same way you’d love a dead puppy.

It’s funny how I always find myself staring at a blank post right about the time I’m usually staring at a brick wall. All those years of writing for magazines haven’t done anything but make me feel guilty for whoring it out. I define myself as a writer, not because I can write, but because I need to write. And all that printed shit with marketing tricks and psychological manipulations aren’t pieces of literature, they’re just origami. And not the creative type either, but the type that comes with a catalogue. All about target and method. There’s something about writing for the sake of writing that makes you vulnerable, to yourself and to the world; and that is why I can never see myself writing a book. There’s something about whoring out your vulnerabilities that doesn’t hold a candle to whoring out marketing techniques and psychological loopholes. It’s depraved. Kind of like spending hours practicing an instrument, not for your own enjoyment, but to wow a crowd. One day, the last panda on earth will run into a metropolis choked with humans holding a sign saying ‘You’re doing it wrong!’, and humanity will finally get it.

They say the best thing that happened to humankind was when one of them decided to ask why, I think it’s the opposite. That’s just one of those times when people deny things and rationalize their diametric contradiction so damn well that they couldn’t reach it again for solace if they tried. If somebody pretends to know why, or happens to be sure of anything, they’re probably lying. There are no reasons, there is no design. It just is and you ain’t special.

And isn’t it great?

Highlight of the Evening

Meet the friendly neighbourhood butterfly.

All your scribbled lovedreams, are lost or thrown away,
Here amidst the shuffle of an overflowing day
Our love needs a transfusion so let's shoot it full of wine
Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin'in your line.

Sting and Robert Downey Jr - Driven to Tears (HQ)

Message Received.

Necesito más ángeles a mi alrededor.

Fact Vs. Fiction; From Iain Banks’ Last Interview

Go Ask Alice, I Think She’ll Know.

Of Squirrels, School & Now.

I woke up the other day and said the words I thought I’d never hear myself say, the one I’d call people mad when they tell me that one day I’ll say it and I actually meant it. I woke up the other day and said: ‘I miss school.’

Life was simple back then. I didn’t like it, I still don’t. Time hasn’t sufficiently warped my memory for me to like that loathsome bubble, but in comparison to what I’m expected to handle day in and day out as another digit shuffles and flaps me on the ass, man it was simple back then. They didn’t leave much room for unpredictability. My uncle used to say I’ll miss school because when I grow up I’ll know that school was the only place where I’d know I’ll get what I worked for, the only place where the outcome and the process that leads to the outcome are clear as daylight, and sure as clockwork. He said it didn’t work that way in real life, and I sniggered. No one’s laughing now, and I’m 20; I’m just getting warmed up.

I made another discovery of my own along the way. I realized how stupid and dangerous it is to trust anyone with anything but 'now', or even count them in, for you can hardly trust yourself with more than 'now', let alone ‘now’. If you lose sight of ‘now’ and think of near or far future, alternate situations and delve into the past for reference, then you're fucked. If you find that you've started putting into calculation anything other than 'now', that's a sure sign that you'll be, and are, fucked. The reason is very simple, bargaining with more than ‘now’ means you have to stop, and in order to stop you have to entrust yourself with other people, and people are shit, just as you are, because you’re people too. So you should know how to handle your shit before you count other people in, and in both cases the one time variable should be a constant, and the constant is ‘now.’ That’s also why when you find that your automatic response is not strictly ‘now’, you oughta start looking for holes on the deck and I guarantee you, you’ll find plenty more than your Q-tips can fix; some will be big enough to fit a poodle.

But that’s okay, because this is not the first, nor will it be the last time, you lose yourself and somehow find it again. That, you can depend on. That, you can also learn to enjoy. Did you know that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts..then forget where they hid them? That’s one of the many quirky ways life balances out its own shortcomings. Have you ever seen a squirrel take itself seriously? It survives all the same, and has more fun with your garbage than you had with it before it even became garbage.

Because after all, it is worth remembering that we're all drunkenly groping for happiness in the dark and it often turns out to be an unwilling stranger's boob.

Not all those who wander are lost.

And Another Thing.

If a year of continuous disappointments led to the biggest rally in the history of mankind, what would its potential failure/futility lead to?

If an unstoppable force hits an immovable object, what would happen?

June 30th, 2013

Sing It!

I like big books and I cannot lie!

You other readers can’t deny

When a book walks in with a good plot base

and a big spine in your face you get sprung!

Wanna pull out your pens

‘cause you noticed that book was dense

Reading, half-rims I’m wearing

I’m hooked and I ain’t caring

Oh baby I want an e-reader

and a meaningful meter!

My teachers tried to train me

That book you got makes me so brainy!

 

Epilogue.

Q.E.D

When life gets too confusing, drop it and read a book.

Answers never come, until one day you wake up and you realize you already have them, and you’ve had them all along, you just hadn’t matured enough to synchronize it with a suitable trigger.

Although, realizations come in gold nuggets, ones that are even more valuable than their Marvel’s Avenger Alliance’s counterparts. Those realizations will only make sense to you, and you’ll appreciate them all the more for it.

Like for instance, when Carl Sagan said that if you wanted to make an apple pie from scratch you had to recreate the universe, he was probably talking about how our grandmas are demigods.

Or perhaps how being the hand of karma is sometimes worse than being the cheek.

Or maybe how the same reason why you’re phone’s been on silent for over 4 months without you noticing is the symptom, not the cause.

Or how you may be Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter simultaneously, when all that time you thought you were Alana Bloom.

Or how you probably shouldn’t have stopped reading Storm of Swords in the first place, as opposed to how you probably shouldn’t have started A Song of Ice and Fire in the first place, a lengthy discourse that your vapid eyes aren’t worth beholding.

Or why you should’ve just shut up, because that’s the best advice you can give anyone at any given time or place, a good old ‘just shut up’ would solve all of life’s problems, because some parts of your life aren’t meant for other people’s consciousness, and trespassing on that would be problematic to the cosmic order, and cosmic order applies to your molecules as well as the universe’s, and you don’t wanna mess with that.

Or perhaps that the reason you couldn’t solve a problem is because a problem doesn’t exist, the same reason a body can reject an implant that’s installed for its survival just because it’s an alien object behind enemy lines, whose affiliation is seemingly irrelevant as opposed to its tactical strategy for automatically handling that situation. A situation that may not be a situation in the first place.

Or maybe how bodies, souls and minds are not supposed to align after all, and that’s what makes life worth living.

Or how dichotomies are always a bad idea, not just in political discourse.

And so much more, but sharing them would ruin them, because they’re mine and mine alone. I’d forgotten that most things are meant to be that way, and breaking that rule would be abdicating a right.

I can sleep now.

Lost & Found

‘Who am I?’

'You're Rory'

'As in the you're the little sheep whose best friend is an abusive cow and doesn't know anything about life except that it's around the area where there's enough clover, your Jedi is an over aged goat who's angry at life for no apparent reason and you meditate by watching your fellow pig eat?'

'Nah, more like you're the closest thing to a cartoon character who's exceptionally radiant on their own, yet who's cynical attachment to life is through the potential anger and irony of the seemingly tough, yet harmless, people you're surrounded by.'

"I can understand that people want to feel special and important and so on, but that self-obsession seems a bit pathetic somehow. Not being able to accept that you're just this collection of cells, intelligent to whatever degree, capable of feeling emotion to whatever degree, for a limited amount of time and so on, on this tiny little rock orbiting this not particularly important sun in one of just 400m galaxies, and whatever other levels of reality there might be via something like brane-theory [of multiple dimensions] … really, it's not about you. It's what religion does with this drive for acknowledgement of self-importance that really gets up my nose. 'Yeah, yeah, your individual consciousness is so important to the universe that it must be preserved at all costs' – oh, please. Do try to get a grip of something other than your self-obsession. How Californian. The idea that at all costs, no matter what, it always has to be all about you. Well, I think not."

- Iain M Banks, quoted from his final interview.

Iain M Banks Died, June 9th 2013

I just found out that Iain M Banks passed away on the 9th of June, 2013, about 2 minutes after I found out he had been diagnosed with terminal gallbladder cancer. What’s more, I found out about his death through an irrelevant blogpost that held wrong information about his cancer, as well as how he took it, blotching in some vapid sob story about how he’d decided to give up writing to spend his last days with friends, family and a new girl when he’d actually packed up for a busy summer with another culture novel in store that never made it to our dimension, and a late romantic proposal to a coworker asking her to be his widow.

I don’t know what’s more infuriating; how this never got enough exposure and the world didn’t skip a turn or how people didn’t honor him enough to properly publicize for his death, so much that I had to find out about it by sheer accident. Or perhaps it’s reading his last interview (read here) and seeing how much potential he had in store or how he took it.

It’s all so infuriating.

The world lost a genius, for god’s sake, acknowledge it! It’s disturbing, how someone like him could just leave our world unnoticed, and not be nearly appreciated enough for all of his pent up, as well as produced, works.

I am too pissed to properly express myself.

Happy Hugh Dancy Day!

Just look at that smile, look at it <3

June 19th is Hugh Dancy’s birthday, which means that today is going to be a great day. If one June 19th produced such gorgeousness then its progeny will have huge shoes to fill. If your great grandpa took part in producing such work of art,  then it logically follows that you’d spend your whole life trying to do something as wonderful. Nothing bad can ever happen on a June 19th.

My Spirit Animal.

P.S. I’m allergic to cats.

P.P.S. Judging my luck, it would make sense that my spirit animal is a cat.

P.P.P.S. It would make more sense if it were grumpy cat because it will try to kill me and like it.

Chaos?

If you can escape in your head, you wouldn’t need to escape your head. There can be all sorts of worlds in there, parallel adjacent and loopy. People can’t exist if you don’t allow them to and people can exist who no longer do and people can exist that aren’t people and people can exist that never were. All the possibilities inside your head couldn’t be calculated by a permutation known to the intellect of man, you can get lost there all you want to as soon as you know how to find your way back, and if you have nothing to go back to then I guess you needn’t even worry about that.

Let there be a world where all are homesick, and neither knows the other exists. A world where Babel happened on an individual level rather than tidily on imaginary lines of maps. Let there be a world where all are kind because they don’t know anyone else is there; they’re kind not out of choice, but out of trying to make their own company bearable.

But no, I’m not good at this. That’s no different than real life.

Let there be a world where there are coffee fountains every where, a world where there are coffee beans instead of soil and the birds never sleep, are always chirpy and drop dead every 72 hours of caffeine overdose.

But no, that wouldn’t work, they’d cause an epidemic and everyone would eventually die.

Let there be a world where people daydream for a living and live in their daydreams, and form families and loved ones by the rare occasions when their dreams overlap in nature and desired comfort.

But no, that’s not fair. Where’s the choice in that? And people would be forced to lose their families and loved ones without prior notice if they dare dream differently.

Let there be a world where everything makes sense, where numbers and formulas work out people and politics, functions work out relationships and interactions, permutations cause the necessary number of accidents required to reclaim cosmic order and integration resets values when they get too astronomical and eventually keep their world grounded.

But no, that would fail because people would never know what it’s like to get a useless lottery ticket, bet on a live horse race or experience an adrenaline rush. They’d never fail so they’d always fail, by always winning and never knowing what it is.

Let there be a world where people never grow up, die or procreate, a world of eternal youth where nothing wilts or expires, nothing is outdated and the concept of time isn’t paired with the dreaded concept of its consequences.

But no, how would people be alive if they didn’t have the ability to destroy? How could they properly love if they had an annoying aeonian wall of skin and an eternity put on hold between them? What would it matter to live or to love if they couldn’t accidentally or intentionally destroy it?

Let there be a world where people are clones, they all think the same way and they all feel the same way. The entire race is propagating on the same wavelength steadily towards the unknown.

But no, that would backfire a couple of weeks in when they all simultaneously PMS or three weeks in when they simultaneously fuck. If they survive both, they’ll die four weeks in when they panic about getting there too quickly.

Let there be a world where all forms of life are omnivores, where all sentient creatures feed without bias or prejudice, without sentiment or lack thereof, a dynamic equilibrium following a constant function with equal mathematical losses on all sides involved. A perfect symmetry of survival and equal odds for all.

But no, that would annul the concept of family and pets, of homes and siblings and of recreational activity. The young will never have a dog for the same reason they never had a baby, and the old will never go into gardening for the same reason they never dated. That would mess with their odds.

Let there be a world where people had a life span of one-week and they knew it, with no chance of regeneration or redemption. They were born to die and had no other purpose, they deserved no more than they were entitled and their quotas were equally rationed.

But no, that wouldn’t work because one or two will decide to take everything down with them in a final evening of odds. Soon enough, the world will be consumed and the later generations will come into nothing, a certain life of nothing instead of a possible life of some things with odds of nothing.

Let there be a world where all forms of life could effectively communicate, with no bridges in notion or gaps in progress. Each species climbed their respective evolutionary ladders at the rate allowed by their world’s timeframe, that is constant for all.

But no, they would spend millennia discussing their rights, millennia trespassing each others’ and all the while trumping each others’ progress so that the only constant in a world of variables, being time, is invalidated.

 

I guess the only way this world could feel less chaotic is by realizing how its chaos is peculiarly durable.