Karma’s a bitch

Life Lesson #40: Don’t expect. Ever. Anything. Not one. You expect long lost friend to come, she doesn’t. You expect a call to work, it doesn’t. You expect someone to drive you to a meeting they don’t. Just. Don’t. Karma’s a bitch. Not even qualified to be a slut because sluts are easy.

Life Lesson #41: There’s nothing more ironic than the fact the you wanted to go running and didn’t because you couldn’t find your pants.

Life Lesson #42: Tic Tacs are not food. Nutella crêpe and shawerma are.

Life Lesson #43: Nothing beats microwaved "gebna roumy”. All molten and spiked up. Well, except maybe Nutella spread on crunchy toast? But no. Molten Gebna Roumy. Yum

Life Lesson #44: If you put a Nutella jar in the microwave, it doesn’t explode into smithereens blowing up the microwave and killing you with the flying figments Batman style. :)

Life Lesson #45: Maison Thomas <3

Life Lesson #46: This morning, I felt like extending my jogging route, just so I’d get a better chance at catharsis to tell you the truth, and I ran into one of my schoolmates! Apparently she runs in that part every morning, along with another 2 buddies, so if I’d extended it before I woulda bumped into them long ago. Grr. Her tuned in to BSB and me to me good old T.I. we hit the road. When you meet a friend by coincidence at a point on your jogging route, it makes you wonder why karma is being nice to you all of a sudden. To kill you in your sleep? Just balancing the odds here. Well, I got grounded that same day anyway, so yeah, I won’t get killed in my sleep after all, it’s already balanced up.

Life Lesson #47: When you think your social life can’t get any more fucked up, Karma rushes in to prove you wrong. It takes guts to handle rejection for being uncategorizable, because some people are just not open-minded enough to accept people as they are, or leave you alone to it. Well, I’m sorry nuttos, I’ll take your criticism, I’ll live with you shunning me, but I’m not changing for you. Go on calling me names. You’ll never get it.

Life Lesson #48: I’m a shawty and proud of it. Looking up to people is not that bad after all.

Life Lesson #49: Cold war ftw.