Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Mush-enhanced blog post

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#1 : Quit sleeping, drink all the coffee humanly possible so my waking hours would double. Wasn’t much of a sleeper anyway and I’ll be getting enough of that when I buzz off.

#2: Eat all the ice cream and chocolate that can fit comfortably inside a human stomach, then cram the rest.

#3: Hug the fuck out of everyone I give a crap for with and without reason to. Waiting for the opportune time never did anyone any good, but then again clocks hate me so I’m not one to judge.

#4: Write a really long book no one would really read.

#5: Give away all my stuff to a couple of my friends, I’d hate if my laptop ended in the hands of some Somali who used it as an umbrella, my logo T-shirts as butt wipes and my Rubik’s cubes for knocking out a turkey for dinner.

#6: Say everything I thought would be creepy if said out loud, except that I already do that. Meh.

#7: Attend a Yann Tiersen concert.

#8: Get a Karma transplant and wish for the best.

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