Coffee-less, grounded and lonely.

Sappy eh? Shut up.

Life Lesson #20: Populus Vult Decipi. People want to be deceived. The more honest you are, the more screwed you’ll be. Sugar coat and sweet talk to get what you want. Can’t? Time to learn, puppet.

Life Lesson #21: I learned a new word this week. Manbooz(a). Charming isn’t it? No it isn’t.

Life Lesson #22: If you’re distraught enough to make tea and forget to drink it when you’re trying to go off coffee, then you need help. When you still drink your tea all cold an vapid, just because you need a pseudo coffee-fix, then you need help.

Life Lesson #23: When your ego won’t let you cry, then you need help. Any help, from professional help to slap-me-around-a-little-till-I-feel-anything help, you name it.

Life Lesson #24: Meet me on the Equinox – Death cab for Cutie

“Meet me on your best behaviour
Meet me at your worst
For there will be no stone unturned
Or bubble left to burst
Let me lay beside you, Darling
Let me be your man
And let our bodies intertwine
But always understand
That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything, everything ends”

Life Lesson #25: You don’t put the teabag inside the kettle. I’m still not sure why, but the kettle didn’t look very happy about it.

Life Lesson #26:  You get to abuse the people who convinced you to go off coffee all week you’re suffering from blinding withdrawal headaches. Guilt-free. Relish it.

Life Lesson #27: Silent treatment hurts. Especially when you’re too egotistical to break it and ask for a pain killer for that headache that seemed to leak to you neck. Oh well, I guess if your ego won’t let you talk to get the pill, it should equally work to shut you up from blogging about it.

Life Lesson #28: When you dread the day your supposedly oldest friend is back for a couple of weeks, you know something’s wrong.

Life Lesson #29: However plausible it sounds at its time, don’t kill yourself. You’ll be a selfish asshole quitting on people like that, not to mention the mess you’ll be making. Blood stains you know. Suck it up and handle it. Stop being a wimp and stop listening to evanescence. Rhetorical?