Life Lesson #262: I honestly believe that the reason why people have intimacy issues is because they take the word 'implicated' way too seriously. People don't like it when they have somebody standing there going all: "I got your heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy ooooohhhhhhhhh, now listen what i saaaaay ooooooh." They want their 'hey oh' back, and they want it back now.
Life Lesson #263: What doesn't kill you gets you high. Look at it this way, if dying is floating way way up there beyond the reach of radio waves and rocket missiles, then a failed suicide attempt should be something like an earthbound missile, goes up high enough then loses momentum and gets a metaphysical erectile dysfunction and jams back into earth. However, you'll enjoy a high that not even Lil Wayne can phrase. It's amazing how a little change of perspective can make anything look trivial and everybody look replaceable. So by all means kill yourself people! Nothing and nobody will matter anymore, and the amount of shit you'll not give anymore will have you constipated. So my advice is, don't get gastric lavage, but go with it and jam back headfirst into earth; because it's fun, and life is short. Apparently tho, life is also that clingy ex that wouldn't leave you alone. It won't go without a fight, that is if the fight worked at all. Dying, as much it's easy, isn't very easy to get to; because hell, you can't get everything, can you?
Life Lesson #264: 'Come to believe that I better not leave before I get my chance to ride. When it's killing me, what do I really need; All that I need is to look inside.'
Life Lesson #265: 'And step over quietly, because we're not committing suicide, it's a revolutionary act.' Or is it?
Life Lesson #266: When you have the ability to mindfuck people and be able to sell anything to anyone, it's a little scary to be alone, because you don't know what your head might get you to do, now do you? I scare myself sometimes. I scare myself because i have no idea what i might do next. And i love it.
Life Lesson #267: 'Montag felt his hands might wither, turn over on their sides and never be shocked to life again. They would be buried for the rest of his life in his sleeves, forgotten. For these were the hands that acted on their own, no part of him. Here was where the conscience first manifested itself.' - Fahrenheit 451
Life Lesson #268: Faith is not feeling the need to ask why anymore, or to know why not. Faith is to be a sucker for things that you cannot explain, knowing that you can never explain them and not minding that anymore. And who would want that? Who wouldn't? Ray Bradbury said it better than i ever can: 'The folly of mistaking a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself as an oracle, is inborn within us all.'
Life Lesson #269: How am i not dead again?
2 comments:
Ha! I loved your "what doesn't kill you makes you high theory."
You have a very interesting blog.
Hahaha, thank you, Maha! Sorry for the late reply.
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