Life Lesson #256: Irony is an odd thing. It’s a widely known fact that the universe has to keep its balance. A person dies, another person is born, on the same day. However, What are the odds that you end up knowing both? It’s a million to one shot, right? And it’s a little thing called Irony. It’s never funny, yet always funny. That’s what ironic about irony. It’s funny, but never to you, and always to you, and only to you.
Life Lesson #257: Contrary to common belief, there is a magic pill that fixes everything; it’s called cyanide.
Life Lesson #258: You know what else is ironic? For you to enjoy Ramadan sitcoms, you kind of have to be drunk.
Life Lesson #259: Mubarak’s trial was yesterday. All i gotta say about it is that they were passing the microphone around as if the judge was snoop dogg and it was puffpuffpasstuesday. What’s ironic tho is that nobody was necessarily enjoying it. What do we learn? Well, that in order to get high, somebody has to go down. Oh, and need i mention that the new evidence that's gonna undoubtedly implicate el Adly in the case of killing protestors is found in a Dasani cardboard box? Only in Egypt man, only in Egypt.
Life Lesson #260: No matter how you are, turning 20 feels weird as fuck.
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