Of Asian Food, Emotional Gibberish & For Once, Not Coffee.

Life Lesson #290: You are your own worst parent.

Life Lesson#291: As impenetrable as a person may seem, they are that way because they are scared. They’re scared because they’re still kids under that superman cape, and sometimes the only way they feel they can protect themselves when they’re scared is by maintaining distance from their Kryptonite.

Life Lesson#292: You think you know someone, then it happens. And you realise that you were an idiot all along, because there’s no way you can know someone without knowing everything that they’ve been through, and that can never happen unless you are that person. So, there’s absolutely no way in this dimension that you can know anyone through and through. That’s why when shit hits the fan, the only thing you can do has to be taking care of the one person you know, you. No matter what it takes.

Life Lesson#293: Walking away doesn’t get better with practice. It hurts every time, and you never get used to it, and if you do, then congratulations, you’ve been morphed into an asshole by the luxuries life has to offer. So cherish the blunt blade you’ve just shoved into your own trachea, that’s a good thing.

Life Lesson#294: Asian food is lethal. So are cats, juice boxes and Cheetos. Chicken is not meant to be sweet and sour, or else it will run a peculiar version of the Kübler-Ross model in your respiratory tracts.

Life Lesson#295: Everything can be fixed, all can be undone, except for one little thing; when the people you love and trust start to scare you. Fear and Care can’t co-exist. They’re counterparts that handle each other from a distance. You put them in the same room and they’ll be worse than Thanksgiving family re-unions. Once you start being scared of a person you used to resort to, it’s no longer you behind your own steering wheel. Survival instinct jumps out of the backseat and gives you the middle finger leaving Evolution to handle the gags and cuffs and your own Defense mechanism of detachment and putting up walls to handle the ransom calls. And for the life of you, that number cannot possibly be haggled down, no matter how much you may want to compromise, because after all, you’re not really on the receiving end of that call, nor are you on the dialing end either. Not anymore.

Life Lesson#296: Sometimes, the one thing you need to know to get better is that nothing you’ll ever do will make anything better.

Life Lesson#297: There’s a reason some things in life are a process. It’s because there are no cheating codes available on the internet, in libraries or any textbook that is within the reach of man. There is no Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, and if there is, it’s always out of stock for man. Feeling like an alien won’t cut it on the ordering form, and that soothing voice putting you on the waiting list doesn’t really mean it, they just want you to stop calling because they don’t want their phone lines clogged.

Life Lesson#298: If you’re not capable of hating people, then that’s a good thing. It doesn’t mean you’re an idiot. It means..I don’t know what it means, but it’s a good thing, even though it might not feel that way. Or at least I think it is, I hope it is, because I don’t think there’s a cure for idiocy, and I hate to be a terminal patient.

Life Lesson #299: There’s a time for everything. The fact that people aren’t genetically predisposed to knowing the exact deadline of things means that waiting is either hope in desperate form or a mutant mold of denial. Either way, it doesn’t help, so it shouldn’t exist. Hope is vicious, and denial holds you back. So if you have a choice, by all means; be fucked. Be emotionally, mentally and psychologically fucked, but stand up and take it, all of it, till it’s out of gimmicks. Then move on till that glorious day comes when the heavenly being decides to put your soul off of life support and you’re no longer emotionally, mentally or psychologically propped.

Life Lesson #300: Whether you like it or not, there’s only one way to do things; by not doing other things and expecting the things you want done to grow brains and a system of free choice.