Life Lesson #201: It’s not really about stopping the need as it is about shifting the source of its satisfaction, well at first it isn’t, at least. A psychological bypass, if you may. Because choosing to walk away is not the easiest thing in the world, especially when you’re used to being on the receiving end of that bargain, but this is one of those things you gotta do for yourself, to get better, in a way that only radical action can force.
Life Lesson #202: When your grandma has her top on with its insides out and she still manages to think she’s a mozza after you’ve pointed it out, strutting her stuff as she sets it straight, then she’s fit to be an idol more than Marilynn Monroe in all her glory. Now that’s confidence, in my book. That’s also where my dad came from, no wonder there. <3
Life Lesson #203: None of this probably makes sense to you. And oh i’m so glad it doesn’t.
Life Lesson #204: There’s no sense in going out of your way for people, because they wouldn’t do the same for you. Then all you’re left with is a psyche derailment and the knowledge that somebody took a bite out of your cookie. You don’t want that. Hold on to your cookies people!
Life Lesson #205: If Karma’s a bitch then it logically follows that being an asshole is the only way to have good things happen to you. Asking why it has to be that way never helped anybody. Why would you wanna learn how to cook if you live with a chef? But then again the only fair implementation of the whole karma theory that i’ve come across in my 18 years of existence was when my perverted geezer of a twice-removed relative got me a can of pepper spray. I hope he chose his favourite flavour.
Life Lesson #206: I checked my call durations register today. The way my dialled and received call durations were paralleled is, if anything, comforting in a disturbing way. I couldn’t have gotten it to be like that if i tried. It got me thinking. Then i came up with the theory that there are three types of people out there.
Dialled > Received: Those are either businessmen, your average blonde chick or just people who are clingy as fuck.
Dialled < Received: Divas that everybody wants to talk to, somebody who’s temporarily abroad and is a cheap asshole or a 10-year-old whose mom presented with a cell phone as an elaborate tracking device.
Dialled = Received: The people that keep this planet habitable for the sane minority, an autistic, or an oblivious fuck with his automatic redial enabled.
Life Lesson #207: Whoever said that it’s not the mountain we conquer but ourselves has probably never experienced an infarction.
Life Lesson #208: Hindsight is for people with a backbone.
Life Lesson #209: When three religions, two philosophical concepts, one mythological creature and an Accio charm fail to retrieve your lost glasses; what in the name of loony bins are you gonna do when it’s not the glasses you lose?
3 comments:
#202: Being the grammar Nazi that I am (and proud of it too), I'm gonna kindly tell you that "with its insides out" sounds like the top is throwing up. You're welcome, I'm sure you were dying to know.
#203: True that.
#205: Soooo... his favourite flavour is pepper? (And thank you for spelling in British <3)
#205 + #206: Don't tell me I'm overanalytical ever again. :P
Do you have another way to put it?
OH and i spelled in british? haha.
Yep, you said "favourite flavour" not "favorite flavor" (feels weird actually typing that).
Outside in would have been slightly less disturbing. :P
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