You Know You’re In Sanaweyya 3amma When..

#1 : Refer to previous post; you miss the royal wedding studying chapter 3 and 4 then halfway into 5 they kill bin laden.

#2: A friend measures how bad her break up was, not on a scale of 1 to 10, but by prolonged study hours and timing average per chapter.

#3: Two pages into gravimetric analysis, you realise that the volatilization and precipitation calculations can be used in preparing homemade bongs and knowing just how much meth you wanna put in there without having to write your will.

#4: You stop using second clock hands and use page numbers instead.

#5: You haven’t slept for more than 4 hours in a row in over a fortnight.

#6: Your precious half-hour study break is spent watching a documentary about tapeworm diet, and a 20 feet long one too, and you actually enjoy it because there’s nothing else on TV and because you’re just that desperate.

#7: Your only online contact is a fellow drudge, and you spend online time mutually moping albeit making sure that the other bastard hasn’t finally done it.

#8: You find that the smell of books are becoming quite an aphrodisiac.

#9: You commute more than a blue collar on an average Monday who lives cross country and has two jobs.

#10: Your only outing is a variable at the end of the week in another governorate.