Saturday, 14 May 2011

Of Microwaving Ice Cream and Other Cold Stuff.

Life Lesson #214: They all play the outsider card at one point, and then they start wondering why you’ve changed. Well, excuse me, but when it’s my ego that’s lined up against trivial shit, then don’t be surprised how that equations turns out. Everybody knows which is the constant and which is the variable here. However, it kind of hurts how they ALL end up using the outsider card. It does, but then again it’s my fault. I’m always the outsider.

Life Lesson #215: Never, ever, under any circumstance, microwave ice cream. It just doesn’t work that way.

Life Lesson #216: “You’re gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside your soul.”

Life Lesson #217: Tomorrow’s gonna be okay. Tomorrow’s gonna be just fine. Yes. It’ll be great, and nobody’s gonna get hurt. Nobody’s gonna die. Yep. Nobody’s gonna die. Everything will be okay. Everything will be just fine. Yes. Yep. Aywa.

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