Fact #1: Microwaving coffee is viable when you can’t work the steamer on the espresso maker and still wanna look badass in front of your dad. He’ll never know, that is, as long as you use thermo-treated mugs the will not blow your cover by exploding into smithereens and thus subduing the pseudo heating buzz.
Fact #2: Lady bugs, over years and years of evolution, have developed a liking to coffee. And who could blame them? If i may add, it literally sweeps them off their feet. And being an animist, i had to turn the poor little creatures back on their feet and carry the flailing brutes to the ledge where they could fly away to the vicinity of a stranger’s coffee mug by karmic powers and ruin it for him.
Fact #3: Equipped with the right amount of dissing potential and available movies, anti-depressants will eventually be the most un-used item in the pharmacy after a condom in the middle east.
2 comments:
You exploded a cup.
I'm impressed at your ability to ruin everything in the kitchen. It takes a special kind of talent.
:P
It's quite a talent, yes.
But it didn't explode. Almost, but not quite.
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