So Who’s Victoria?

So apparently Victoria’s Secret makes hoodies now, and sweaters. You can feel both sweaty and hot. I wish they didn’t tho, I had a plan to totally bring down knock-offs that don’t properly research and cite brand names. Oh come on, if you have enough time to friggin steal the design, at least do it right. The extra 2 minutes the R&D dude could spend flipping through his notifications could have easily gone through the official website to see which brand they could pin the leaked blueprints on. Apparently he does tho, what a shame. His incompetency would have provided for an excellent waste of time. Meh. Next time I won’t get my hopes too high considering that almost all cyber geeks have Victoria’s secret app and diligently subscribe to the web feeds, eh? Why of course. Stupid me. A stereotypical developer would be an 18-21 year-old no-lifer stuck in a basement with glasses which size and thickness is inversely proportional to how active his social life is and directly proportional to how much time he spends interacting with static charges, buried under a truckload of consoles with a stripper as a background. Ha, how could I miss that?

I need new running pants too. Totally busted mine last fall, but I can’t quite imagine a Victoria’s secret sweat pants without an imprinted lingerie. I dunno, maybe a red thong on top of the actual pants 70’s style? Aaaah. Gotta love those. You can forget about going back home that day tho, so they should totally include some sort of brochure with the route printed on, not to mention charge for the kidnapping transportation and accommodation expenses as well as the fabric and design. I mean, the pimps just gotta have a cut man, it’s only fair.

I need sleep. I’ve been sleeping for 5 hours every couple of days and it’s just not enough. I can’t get myself to fall asleep even tho I’m so friggin sleepy all the time. It helps with blogging tho, because you always get the strangest ideas after hours, it’s kind of Irony’s way of going: “HA! IN YOUR FAAAAAAACE ASSHOLE!”. Like, why aren’t there any bumper stickers for Adha? Why and How could there be a sub-genre called Acid-Jazz if Jazz and Acid are both genres and there’s no sub-genre dubbed Reggae-Salsa or whatever?