Life Lesson #132: ‘And sometimes I get nervous, when I see an open door. Close your eyes, cut the core, clear your heart. Are we human?’
Life Lesson #133: When you’ve hit a new low, then you probably need to format. Obviously a little defragmentation would do you good. Possibly a restore. Did you save a restore point?
Life Lesson #134: Did you lose your head? Then you need to grow one back. Duh.
Life Lesson #135: Maybe you need to go away for a while. Somewhere where nobody exists, nothing resounds and stuff doesn’t make sense in the first place. Because, well, because:
Life Lesson #136: Let me tell you what I think are pretty good ideas. Cave man week experiment, cutting off all access to technology till your head stop contacting people off national boundaries and maybe, just maybe, till you can manage to make your own sense instead of swallowing it. Readily digested time-forwarding serums don’t work when you’ve lived the time you’ve fast-forwarded and can’t remember anything that you said or did because you weren’t really there to see it, being telepathically off national boundaries. Worse yet, when you’re actually back, people hate you for things you don’t know have happened. Pretty therapeutic dope, eh? You’re not supposed to get it, so don’t try and re-read. More good ideas? Dancing. After all, we’re not human, that rules one out.
Life Lesson #137: Stop saying things you mean, maybe you should learn to start lying for a change. Lying makes people happy, gets em off your back. Honesty sucks, you know that right? Because, well, if you’re the only honest one then you might as well have been walking on truth serum and everybody enjoys seeing you with an installed lie detector. Freak shows aren’t in anymore, so you gotta learn to keep pace with the parade. It’s part of growing up after all.
Life Lesson #138: Long sentences make for short memory spans coupled with a little, just a little, lazer-enhanced hindsight, because after all, How do you know what’s real and what’s not? You don’t.
Life Lesson #139:
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