So apparently people can get headaches and tummy aches at the same time. It could also coincide with Chemistry dilemmas, accidents poking out on repressed shit and heartaches. So that’s all literal, figurative and metaphorical forms of agony all in the very same time tunnel. You’d think Einstein would come up with an equation for that, but all he came up with is Energy equals mass multiplied by quantum squared. So, if we can consider energy to be the actual agony, mass to be the literal and figurative agonies with quantum symbolizing the all too metaphorical but not any less realistic good ole heartache squared, I’m kinda on the same lane as the homologous psychological outcome of a fucking nuclear explosion, wouldn’t you say?
Whatever.
So Chemistry. The third most bullshit-filled, theoretically-based, illogically rationalizing science after Politics and Theology. How many exceptions can one friggin element have for god’s sake? And why am I required to know that Ionization of Sc +3 requires an exceptionally high amount of quantum to break the relatively stable Sc +2 configuration at this point of my life? There are only so many metaphors one can use to differentiate between Electron Affinity and Ionization energy, which, if I may add, included an explicit hoe metaphor to get it to stick. There I’ve said it. So, lemme put it easy for the kids, Ionization energy is the hoe who pushes everybody away but electron affinity is the one that releases equal amounts of energy in congruence with whatever relationshit she’s going through. Heartaches messing with head much? I knowww. You should see my chemistry book. Gooooooooooootta love metaphors.
I’m whining. I’m off.
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