Saturday, 7 August 2010

The Leash Is Never The Tuna

Life Lesson #60: If they don’t get it, they needn’t know it. There’s a reason why your forehead isn’t made of see-through material.

Life Lesson #61: It’s not how you say it as much as when you say it. But then again it’s never what you say as much as how you say it. Long story short, if you dunno when to tell or how to cast the flow, you better shut the fuck up and, for your own good, and refer to LL#60.

Life Lesson #62: If you wanna know who gives a shit, bolt and see who notices you when you’re gone. Works like a charm. Don’t do it unless you’ve the backbone to handle if no one does though.

Life Lesson #63: Talk to the weirdo, even if the rest of the flock shunned them. Individuality has a price, see beyond the quirky glasses.

Life Lesson #64: Whatever you do, don’t run away. Just don’t. Having enough confidence to handle rejection or take the fall and move on will save a lot of patching up and unresolved issues without the people you care about, which ranks a lot higher than getting in trouble for it. Even if that means you’ll have to walk around with a black eye for a month. That’s why they made em hugeass sunglasses you know.

wtd

Life Lesson #65: Time. When nothing else works, little subtle steps will make anything, and I mean anything, seep into the system of even the most radical retard you’ll ever meet. It’s  just like boiling a frog alive man, it doesn’t know it till it’s dead.

Life Lesson #66: Regardless of what everyone thinks, ego is good. Have a bigass ego and don’t deflate it for the world. However, sporting the Ray-Bans in the middle of the night is plain retarded, and comes off more as an ego prop than show you off as the hunk you’re so trying to be.

Life Lesson #67: Good or bad, right or wrong, you only ever really hear the truth after you've been fucked. –IWroteThisForYou

Life Lesson #68: Electric Lemonades are blue. I like blue. Hence Electric Lemonades rock.

Life Lesson #69: Apparently all it takes for you to dream is to be tired enough to fall asleep without realizing you just did.

3 comments:

Laura 7abibtek said...

@#63: I have quirky glasses?! Cool! :P
@#69: You dreamt! Yaaay!
I wrote an article called Life Lessons a long long time ago, and it got rejected. XD

Verily I Am, Forever Me. said...

@#63: It's not you. lol ^^ Your glasses are not quirky, they're nerdy =P

@#69: Yep. :)

- fuck em. Make a blog

Safeya said...

@ #62: =)

@ #64: Indeed, what the duck? I don't get it at all...

@ #68: I think so too \m/

I like this post =)