Life Lesson #50: It’s probably for the best not to have internet access when you’re doped, or else you’ll end up with an inebriated blog post you don’t remember you wrote about how much you miss coffee and whether carrots love you back. Oh and did I mention how everyone keeps asking you if you’re drunk?
Life Lesson #51: Nothing beats hot chocolate and your lucky sweater on a cold day, even if it’s in the middle of august and it’s supposedly blazing hot when you’re actually shivering, reason unknown.
Life Lesson #52: Chamber music and hot chocolate are probably the best things you could leak into the orifices limited to your head section.
Life Lesson #53: Don’t call people in early mornings. Never. Not ever.
Life Lesson #54: The Man Who Sold The World – Nirvana
Life Lesson #55: Annuals hurt. Even when they coincide with the birthday of a close friend, you’ll always be worried you’ll be the one moping and ruining the whole setting. Annuals fucking suck ass.
Life Lesson #56: If you know what katanas are, well, you’re a geek. :)
Life Lesson #57: When all your =@ turn into =/ start worrying.
Life Lesson #58: When you’re watching a cartoon movie called “Batman vs. Dracula” on a perfect Monday morning, something’s off.
Life Lesson #59: Richard Clayderman is knows his way around diminished 7th, but Mercuzio would kick his ass any day of the week.
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Annual eih belzabt? *confused look*
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