Friday, 29 July 2011

Rap Fail #3

lemme put it in a way so you'd get it fo sho

I'm kind of a fucking idiot, i'm also a little slow

i'm more of a banana split next to hercule poirot

and in terms of tit i'm a 'shmidtt' next to marilyn monroe

i'd be closer to Xzibit had it been a fucking strip show

and graduate with a fucking permit as a sloppy joe

i managed to get hit and ever so guilty i'd grow

and fall so far down that pit that i amend the mofo

never was quite lit with that special golden glow

but frankly i'm in bits cuz cupid has a fucked up bow

i wanna rape that little shit so bad he moans like a hoe

that lame excuse for a zit is my designated foe

cuz in that department i'm a wreck from fucking head to toe

but i'd rather slit my motherfucking wrist than let it show

tho i'd never fit i'm lil wayne on letterman's show

i prolly should submit and shave my heinous fro

and stop being a cold brit and a stupid troll

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