Agaza.

I’m watching knocked up, and the script is awesome. And retarded. But yeh, it’s awesome, and true.

So yeh, agaza and stuff. Yay. Yep. Partying and all. Uhuh.

I’m spaced out. That’s great too.

You know when you’re eating cheese out of the box and you don’t wanna get your fingers dirty but then the block slides and smears it all and you start thinking oh yeh, life’s totally like that. Because once your fingers are smeared you go ahead and go all like oh what the hell, i’m toasting some bread. And you end up with delicious cheese bites. Now you see, you wouldn’t end up with cheese bites if your fingers weren’t ‘accidentally’ smeared now would you?

There’s a very thin line between being a gynaecologist and being a gynachiatrist, mom. A. Very. Thin. Line. You tip over a lot. How many penises were in the car? Seriously? Being tipped over all the way to gynopsycotic is a whole other thing.