Hoes.

It’s kinda odd and slightly frustrating that half of the girls I have on facebook flood my newsfeed with tedious confirmation of how they turned into airless hoes that love and miss everybody, even though most of the time they, as well as everybody, know how much they hate their fucking guts and would trade them for a pack of gitanes any day, with tons of XOXOs and Mwahs and OMG that’s like so kewwl, keep it up gurl. Keep what up? I’ve always wondered. Keep looking after yourself so you don’t look like a hairless –sometimes hairy- ape like you formerly used to? Keep up to the standards of force-fed plastic beauty? You’d think they wanna get paid to be hired escorters with ‘benefits’, but obviously they really have absolutely nothing to say and wanted to make use of it by looking hot as they say yeah over and over and over and over and over and over and..