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Life Lesson #101: Talking to the person sitting next to you, whoever the hell that may be, is not the worst idea ever concocted. Today I had a sweet girl I met in chem class tell me that she tried to befriend me once but I froze her off. I had no recollection of the incident, but it must have been on one of those days I preferred the seat at the back to trade all the unfamiliar faces for somehow similar backs of heads.

Life Lesson #102: Normal people exist. They’re just laying low. Life Lesson #103: Apparently if you’re known as the one who debates with the teacher for a minimum of two or three times an hour, more backs of heads turn to faces that in turn dismiss the fact that they might not know your first name when they use your leg as a hand rest. You might wanna repress the “Do I even know you?” at the ones who know you even though you never noticed they existed. They tend to introduce themselves and then introduce you with you probably still gaping at the newly formulated face.

Life Lesson #104: If they stick out on the radar, more often than not it’s an air bubble in the preview screen. Or so you wish.

Life Lesson #105: Next to babies *egh* and dogs, pens are also great pickup props. She really liked my pen. No Pun Intended.

Life Lesson #106: You should be glad to know that everybody in the whole wide world has a picture of them in a really bad haircut with a lot of 2nd hand gloating potential that makes their head worthy of investigation by Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. I choose to believe it’s Karma’s way of subtly saying I’m sorry I’ve been such a bitch. Some even make a Mohawk look posh. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. The relief. :)

Life Lesson #107: Biting your nails to the bone, not sleeping for two nights in a row, giving up verbal communication and spraining your ankle is not gonna bring them back. Leaving the house at 6:30 am to wander off to nowhere and not giving a fuck on whether you get kidnapped or raped or run over is not gonna bring them back.

Life Lesson #108: You’re an entity. Keep that in mind.

Life Lesson #109: Wake up calls aren’t calls that wake you up. Sometimes you don’t have their phone number and that’s what eventually keeps you up.

Life Lesson 110: “Did the devil make the world while god was sleeping? You’ll never get a wish from a bone”.