Why?

Life Lesson #80: People react oddly to care. Tested theory, it will only backfire. The misinterpretation can be traced back to the assumption that people were leachy organisms at one stage of evolution. The category that most people fall in, to my experience, is “cactus”. They just sit there and wait for things to happen to them, waiting for people to talk to them. So, when a non-cactus comes by, the interest is perceived with suspicion. After all, what gives a shit about a cactus if it wasn’t a parasitic bug sucking up its juices? Cacti know that. Odds are, You’re a cactus. What’s pathetic though is that most cacti don’t have juices. If they’re hovering, appreciate it. If they’re not, stop looking at em. They’re not coming and you’re not moving.

Life Lesson #81: You’re not a vampire slayer, you’ll never be. You can’t walk away either, just try to die and not turn into a vampire while you’re at it.

Life Lesson #82: I dub thee unforgiven.

Life Lesson #83: It All begins with a ‘yes or no’ question, and ends with a ‘yes or no’ statement.

Life Lesson #84: Maybe reading the manual isn’t so bad after all ..

Life Lesson #85: Things don’t work out, you just stop being a jerk about them.

Life Lesson #86: Walk away.

Life Lesson #87: Death Metal beats choking pillows on the catharsis scale.

Life Lesson #88: Stop. Turn. Explain.

Life Lesson #89: Blekh.