Brain-Fries

Has anyone tried studying chemistry, practising Debussy and solving advanced maths while on an allergy pill and going out on that same day? You should. You know in Tom and Jerry cartoon when Tom is so mad he fills up with red stuff like those old alcohol thermometers? Now merge that with the idea of a hollow skull and fumigating ear holes. Exactly. There has to be some chem. rule for overworking a radioactive element or something that works as a good analogy, not that I’m aware of it. I sort of identify with Maxwell’s applications of Newton's law of mechanics as he thought a revolving charged body loses its charge gradually in the form of radiation and decreases radius till BAM, it hits the nucleus. Let’s say I’m that charged body, the velocity is proportional to the shitload of stuff I have to get done for today’s two major evaluation quizzes, the assignments due tomorrow and the party tonight, and the nucleus is my sanity. BAM. Too bad Rutherford burst Maxwell’s bubble, eh?

I was thinking, how come people always relate people with short-term memory loss to goldfish? How would anyone know if goldfish have a short-term memory glitch if they hadn’t in fact reincarnated in the form of a goldfish in another life, then somehow, by laws of karma, were so good as a goldfish that they were again reincarnated as a human being, with the actual memory glitch better-evolved so that they'd have enough recollection to record in the form of a scientific research. Otherwise, why would anyone wanna know what a fish was thinking let alone how and for how long? There’s of course that other plot where there’s some bestiality-indulging masochistic maniacal scientist who had a rough day and wanted to take it out on his goldfish by electrocuting it until its brain fries, then someone walked in on him and he didn’t wanna look all that bad, so the first thing that came to mind: he was testing it for memory loss by checking its brain waves. Well, does anyone have a better explanation? Thought so. Keep your trap shut then.Don’t get me started on Elephant’s hypothetically remarkable memory retaining abilities.

Oh and since I’m in the #$$@&@%!$&%#*@^#%-mood, I’d like to issue a shout out to fellow earthlings, if you touch my hair again like it’s a blob of goo to see if it feels as fluffy as it looks, I will break your arm. Going around touching people’s heads that  you’ve just met is not socially acceptable, even if accompanied by innocent intentions such as seeing if the mass of mane will swallow the entity of your finger or not. I’m not hairy Cousin Itt off of Addam’s family, nor am I related to him twice-removed, so I don’t have the habit of storing a medieval torturing equipments inside of my hair mass. Stop Poking My HAAIR!