FML

Today I found out that taro’s white and not green. I thought it was a bald coconut. I still dunno where the green comes from. #FML

Conveniently enough, after half an hour of getting home, having lunch and watching TV, my dad points out that I still have my backpack on. I’d already used the bathroom. #FML

I got rejected for the fourth time in two years. I was the one who asked them out, as usual, and I didn’t get a reason, as usual. Now I sort of expect it and do it for the rush. Now I know for sure that there are 4 people out there who think I’m a full-blown psychotic, net profit that is. #FML

On the bright side tho, I finally got the hang of chemical conversions. About time. The evaluation quiz of that chapter is this week. #FML

After an hour of trying to drag me out of bed for Chem class, my dad manages to wake me up with a 2-second phone call. Needless to say, he took it personally and we didn’t go for ice cream today. #FML

I’ve had my hair up in a bun for four days. I think it works well with my over-sized brown hoodie. The human race doesn’t seem to agree. I couldn’t care less. #FML

I have 3 people that I don’t know who keep following me around in classes. I don’t remember missing a birth control pill, but they seem to think I’m their momma bear. #FML

Wherever I seem to sit, the tallest girl in class always, by pure karmic powers, ends up in front of me. I spend all class bobbing sideways like a bottle in the fucking ocean to get a decent view. More often than not, I don’t. #FML

A certain invigilator seems to think of me as more of a hand-rest than an actual person. I’ve been getting more action from her than I’ve had in, well, my 18 years of existence. She doesn’t seem to notice. I don’t know her first name. #FML