Life Lesson #172: Coco pops make me happy.
Life Lesson #173: Whoever said that people hardly hit midgets with glasses lied. It doesn’t feel nice when you get punched, so don’t punch people. Not everything that’s blue is nice. Or green for that matter. Or yellow..or red..or purple. Definitely not purple. It doesn’t feel the nice even when it’s white.
Life Lesson #174: Never tell a dude he punches like a girl. He'll make you wish you weren't one.
Life Lesson #175: Never try to work your way around a dark room thinking you're cool. Unless you wanna get back at your toes.
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