Ana Kbeeeeeeeera!

I’m big.

I’m huge.

I’m a giant.

I’m invincible.

I own the whole goddamn world.

Ana kbeera fash5. Ezzay ana kbeera keda.

I’m old enough to drive in Egypt and to do drugs in Holland.

I’m an Adult.

Ana ‘KBEEERA’!

I’m no longer the kid nobody listens to.

I’m old enough to do a lot of things and get away with it.

I’m humongous!

I’m 18.

I’m old enough to hit on older guys and not get the “I’m sorry, but I’m not a pedo” line.

The world WILL stop and listen to me when I say this:

‘ANA KBEERA!’

And it will go Aww.

That’s when I’ll hire people to kill them.

Because I’m old and I can.

Drop everything you’re doing and listen carefully, because I’m big now.

I’m a member of the tall serious beings association, whether they like it or not.

The government thinks I’m old enough that it can put and ID card, a driver’s licence, a cigarette and a bottle of wine in my hands all in the same year.

The government thinks I’m superman.

I’m awesome.

I’m Kbeera.