Saturday, 10 July 2010

6:32 – 7:12

05:50:33

           

I

05:50:33

           

can't

05:50:34

           

fucking

05:50:35

           

sleep

05:50:39

           

FUCK!

06:32:56

           

Wow.

06:33:00

           

You’re still awake.

06:33:39

           

or are you

06:33:41

           

hmm

06:33:47

           

God I love bugging you

06:33:48

           

^^

06:33:52

           

GO TO SLEEP

06:33:56

           

DON'T BE NUTS LIKE ME!

06:34:06

           

sleep

06:34:08

           

pillows

06:34:10

           

fairies

06:34:16

           

cold pillows

06:34:27

           

Fluffy cold pillows

06:34:36

           

soft fluffy cold pillows

06:34:47

           

Pillows saying come

and squash me

06:34:51

           

pillows

06:35:00

           

nope

06:35:03

           

you're not awake

06:35:09

           

I'm talking to thin air

06:35:14

           

which I'll just go on doing

06:35:22

           

since I've updated my blog

with utter nonsense

06:35:53

           

and found out that 2 other

people ended up updating

their blogs at 4 am with utter

nonsense even though they

were both online and could

have easily chatted

06:35:58

           

pillows

06:36:06

           

Did I tell you how pillows

don't like me?

06:36:14

           

And how I’m officially insane

after 4?

06:36:16

           

hm

06:36:18

           

Guess not

06:36:22

           

well guess what

06:36:25

           

it's after 4

06:36:32

           

Pillows

06:36:37

           

you're not awake

06:36:41

           

you're awake

06:36:43

           

you're not awake

06:36:46

           

you're awake

06:36:48

           

no you're not

06:36:49

           

are you

06:36:51

           

hmm

06:36:52

           

no you're not

06:36:56

           

still though

06:36:59

           

this is entertaining

06:37:05

           

very

06:37:13

           

Did I tell you I do that

to people?

06:37:16

           

Every day?

06:37:22

           

I chase them off the msn

list

06:37:23

           

one

06:37:24

           

by

06:37:25

           

one

06:37:29

           

mwahahahahaha (6)

06:37:35

           

Unpredictable?

06:37:36

           

well

06:37:39

           

nuts

06:37:40

           

yes

06:37:44

           

fun>

06:37:46

           

hell yes

06:37:59

           

never mind the fact that I

wrote hess yel and backspaced

06:38:01

           

oh yeah

06:38:04

           

I"m sleepy

06:38:08

           

but I can't sleep

06:38:10

           

I wonder why

06:38:13

           

maybe the coffeee

06:38:18

           

maybe because I"m nuts

06:38:19

           

well

06:38:25

           

I got that covered in the

blog post

06:38:26

           

moving on

06:38:28

           

to buggin you

06:38:35

           

because I like doing that to people

06:38:48

           

and because I have another two

on my list that i want

to chase off into oblivion

06:38:51

           

Pillows

06:38:55

           

don't you just love pillows?

06:38:59

           

and msn alert

06:39:01

           

sounding

06:39:02

           

beep

06:39:03

           

beep

06:39:12

           

but not if you have your

speakers on mute eh?

06:39:15

           

sneaky

06:39:16

           

well

06:39:22

           

that flashing thingie bugs too

06:39:26

           

but not if you're asleep

06:39:28

           

which you are

06:39:32

           

sleep

06:39:35

           

i miss that

06:39:37

           

pillows

06:39:40

           

they're not nice

06:39:43

           

they're vicious

06:39:49

           

they eat your head when

you're not looking

06:39:52

           

they're soft

06:39:53

           

and fluffy

06:39:59

           

but they're vicious

06:40:03

           

pillows

06:40:10

           

creative eh?

06:40:11

           

no

06:40:14

           

not creative

06:40:15

           

nuts

06:40:18

           

and friggin bored

06:40:22

           

and not being able ot sleep

06:40:26

           

after two hours of trying

06:40:31

           

that bugs you know

06:40:39

           

not being able to fall asleep

06:40:43

           

but you're not awake

06:40:46

           

how would you know

06:40:49

           

ahh

06:40:51

           

pillows

06:41:01

           

and facebook homepage

06:41:04

           

flooded with pics

06:41:06

           

of sunglasses

06:41:09

           

bikinis

06:41:14

           

and just mumbo jumbo

06:41:24

           

a lot are online you know

06:41:29

           

just they don't show it

06:41:40

           

because there's this little

bugger living on msn

06:41:47

           

that drives everyone nuts

06:41:48

           

yes

06:41:49

           

that's me

06:41:53

           

(A)

06:41:55

           

why hello there

06:41:59

           

pillows say hi

06:42:03

           

cushions say hi too

06:42:06

           

but not like pillows

06:42:16

           

pillows are soft and fluffy

06:42:26

           

and get you sleepy

if you're human

06:42:28

           

are you human

06:42:29

           

well

06:42:30

           

you are

06:42:34

           

because you're not awake

06:42:36

           

you're asleep

06:42:39

           

you're snoozing

06:42:41

           

you're ZZing

06:42:52

           

you're off to the horizon

06:42:55

           

Pillows

06:42:58

           

oh them pillows

06:43:04

           

yep

06:43:13

           

no one can handle the

bugging that long

06:43:16

           

you're sleeping

06:43:17

           

or dead

06:43:21

           

I'll go with sleeping

06:43:32

           

because no one dies on their

available status

06:43:39

           

because it changes to away

in a few seconds

06:43:45

           

so you're sleeping

06:43:49

           

you've just fallen asleep

06:43:50

           

or maybe

06:43:52

           

just maybe

06:44:00

           

you're a ghost

06:44:01

           

haha

06:44:02

           

god

06:44:07

           

I'm not drunk

06:44:14

           

or you woulda seen typos

06:44:18

           

I'm not making typos

06:44:21

           

I just go nuts

06:44:23

           

after 4

06:44:26

           

you never saw that though

06:44:28

           

because you slept

06:44:31

           

like good boys

06:44:35

           

go sleep

06:44:40

           

pillows call

06:44:47

           

float to bed oh little one

06:44:56

           

let them ZZs guide you there

06:45:00

           

but then again

06:45:03

           

you're already asleep

06:45:08

           

so that's pointless

06:45:12

           

why should I stop though

06:45:17

           

when I'm having so much fun

06:45:21

           

beats blogging

06:45:25

           

blogging doesn't have a face

06:45:28

           

you have a face

06:45:40

           

even though pillows eat

off faces you know

06:45:45

           

that's why I don't like them

06:45:48

           

and they don't like me

06:45:51

           

pillows don't like me

06:45:54

           

and clocks hate me

06:45:59

           

but pillows jsut don't llike me

06:46:04

           

it's good though

06:46:11

           

i don't have to meet up with

them that much

06:46:13

           

Right

06:46:21

           

so you're either not human

or you're asleep

06:46:27

           

but I'm guessing you're both

06:46:38

           

so I'll jsut go on and on

06:46:39

           

on

06:46:39

           

and

06:46:40

           

on

06:46:41

           

and

06:46:42

           

on

06:46:42

           

and

06:46:43

           

on

06:46:44

           

and

06:46:45

           

on

06:46:46

           

and

06:46:46

           

on

06:46:51

           

till pillows talk

06:46:53

           

and say they like me

06:46:58

           

so I'd go to sleep

06:47:26

           

because I'm tired of reading

and solving a Rubik's cube

that has been next to my

bed for a while

06:47:27

           

well

06:47:29

           

some while

06:47:31

           

a long while

06:47:35

           

and that other one

06:47:37

           

that scary one

06:47:41

           

that 5x5 one

06:47:45

           

staring right back at me

06:47:50

           

with all its perfection

06:47:55

           

and squareness

06:48:04

           

and well, just, intimidating

the fuck out of me

06:48:08

           

so I won't start on it

06:48:17

           

I'll just hang on to me

baby 3 x 3 one

06:48:21

           

that I"ve been on for a year now

06:48:29

           

ha them pillows

06:48:37

           

pillows don't like rubik's cube

you know

06:48:42

           

because pillows don't like me

06:48:47

           

and I like rubik's cube

06:48:54

           

so pillows don't like rubik's cube

06:48:58

           

nothing personal though

06:49:01

           

pillows

06:49:03

           

you know

06:49:10

           

you know what pillows like?

06:49:13

           

huh

06:49:14

           

huh

06:49:16

           

?

06:49:17

           

well

06:49:19

           

I wouldn't know

06:49:23

           

because I don't like pillows

06:49:27

           

and they don't like me back

06:49:31

           

go to sleep

06:49:37

           

so you don't wind up like me

06:49:45

           

yalla

06:49:48

           

you'll go nuts

06:49:51

           

you don't wanna go nuts

06:50:03

           

or pillows won't like you

06:50:11

           

pillows don't like people

who are nuts

06:50:19

           

because I'm nuts

06:50:23

           

and pillows don't like me

06:50:28

           

serious

06:50:31

           

hmm

06:50:34

           

what else

06:50:36

           

ah

06:50:45

           

pillows LOVE re--runs

06:50:48

           

because I don't like em

06:50:55

           

but they keep me awake

anyhow

06:50:59

           

god I'm tired of typing

06:51:00

           

well

06:51:04

           

there's another solution

06:51:07

           

you could block me

06:51:08

           

YAY!

06:51:12

           

salvation

06:51:25

           

but then again I'd just

move on to the other two

on my playlist

06:51:35

           

because pillows like them

06:51:38

           

and I don't like pillows

06:51:48

           

I think you know that by now

06:51:54

           

do pillows like you?

06:51:55

           

well

06:51:58

           

I'd say they do

06:52:02

           

because you're not awake

06:52:04

           

you're asleep

06:52:10

           

you're not even reading this

06:52:21

           

It's still entertaining though

06:52:24

           

typing practise

06:52:30

           

will look good on my CV

06:52:40

           

pushing my 35 words

per minute right up

to 60

06:52:42

           

well

06:52:45

           

that happens

06:52:52

           

because I use all of my

ten fingers

06:53:03

           

people type faster with two

and looking at the keyboard

06:53:09

           

which is mind-boggling

06:53:14

           

since ten > 1

06:53:18

           

so,

06:53:20

           

using logic

06:53:24

           

it would be faster

06:53:26

           

aha

06:53:29

           

you're not awake

06:53:35

           

ah

06:53:44

           

no patience exceeds the

humane limit

06:53:44

           

well

06:53:49

           

I'm glad you're asleep

06:53:53

           

but I'm having fun

06:53:59

           

woulda written another blog post

06:54:02

           

naaaaaaah

06:54:29

           

why advertise my nuttiness when

I could use it up as reserve as

I drive people nuts,

one by one every night

06:54:32

           

they change you know

06:54:37

           

they're not the same every night

06:54:39

           

like now

06:54:41

           

I have 3

06:54:44

           

including you

06:54:45

           

last night

06:54:48

           

were 5

06:54:58

           

not even including tonight's 3

06:55:10

           

nightowl-iness is,.. what's

the word

06:55:12

           

can't remember

06:55:16

           

oh whatever

06:55:30

           

you know what hates

nightowl-iness?

06:55:33

           

Pillows.

06:55:37

           

The vicious pillows

06:55:42

           

the ones that bite your head off

06:55:54

           

stand in the way of your ears

06:55:57

           

pillows

06:56:01

           

they look friendly

06:56:03

           

but they're not

06:56:06

           

they're enemies

06:56:09

           

they're aliens

06:56:13

           

they're undercover spies

06:56:18

           

they're ETs!

06:56:23

           

they record your brain waves

06:56:28

           

and send them off

06:56:35

           

to make experiments

06:56:44

           

record the thoughts of the

human race

06:56:52

           

and come up with a diabolic

plan

06:56:57

           

after reading everyone's minds

06:57:05

           

and destroying the world!

06:57:14

           

wouldn't work with you if

you're apathetic

06:57:19

           

what the fuck does the world

matter

06:57:20

           

well

06:57:25

           

they don't do that just yet

06:57:29

           

they torture you first

06:57:35

           

they distort your brain waves

06:57:41

           

sending you off having

sleepless nights

06:57:44

           

just like me

06:57:47

           

and headaches

06:57:50

           

and neckache

06:57:54

           

oh them pillows

06:58:01

           

they bend in so many ways

06:58:17

           

for no other reason than to

ache your neck

06:58:29

           

short mind reading abilities

you say?

06:58:30

           

no

06:58:32

           

nonononono

06:58:33

           

pillows

06:58:36

           

they're vicious

06:58:46

           

they pick up brain waves

if you're in the vicinity

06:58:51

           

even in the same room

06:58:55

           

they lure you in

06:58:57

           

from afar

06:59:06

           

with all their softness

and fluffiness

06:59:10

           

so you'd come

06:59:15

           

just like the prey you are

06:59:18

           

and lay your head

06:59:26

           

enjoying how cold they are

on a hot night

06:59:28

           

then

06:59:31

           

Just then

06:59:36

           

when you're most vulnerable

06:59:42

           

they evacuate your thoughts

06:59:45

           

suck em in

06:59:50

           

and send em off to outer space

06:59:54

           

where they are coded

06:59:57

           

analyzed

07:00:00

           

recorded

07:00:02

           

experimented

07:00:05

           

observed

07:00:08

           

and compared

07:00:20

           

and it happens again and again

07:00:23

           

till you can't sleep anymore

07:00:27

           

so you don't use them pillows

07:00:33

           

that's when their job is done

07:00:39

           

the diabolic plan is elaborate

07:00:47

           

and they're ready to

destrooooooooooy the

woooooooooorld!

07:00:58

           

and they don't even destroy

it like poof boom tish

07:00:58

           

no

07:01:00

           

nononono

07:01:07

           

it happens slowly

07:01:14

           

like the feeling you have

when you're climbing a

mountain

07:01:16

           

the air is there

07:01:19

           

but you can't breathe

07:01:31

           

because the oxygen

doesn't have as much

guts as you

07:01:37

           

it clings on to dear life

on the surface

07:01:39

           

so you suffocate

07:01:42

           

and you don't just die

07:01:42

           

no

07:01:49

           

you kill braincells first

07:01:56

           

but who am i talking to

07:02:02

           

you probably know

that stuff by heart

07:02:09

           

you study it dont' you?

07:02:12

           

oh yes you do

07:02:18

           

but I bet they don't

tell you about pillows

07:02:21

           

no they don't

07:02:25

           

because they're scared

07:02:40

           

they're scared that if they

tell people about the

vicious pillows

07:02:46

           

the pillows will take their

sleep away

07:02:51

           

and give them headaches

07:02:59

           

that have nothing to do

with coffee

07:03:02

           

however

07:03:05

           

it's no use now

07:03:09

           

since you're asleep

07:03:19

           

and in the middle of

the mind sucking process

07:03:22

           

your mind

07:03:23

           

is being

07:03:24

           

sucked

07:03:25

           

out

07:03:26

           

of

07:03:26

           

your

07:03:28

           

ears

07:03:37

           

your brain waves are

being plagirised

07:03:41

           

oh yes

07:03:44

           

them pillows

07:03:51

           

soft and fluffy they say

07:03:54

           

cold on a hot night

07:04:00

           

sink in just the right amount

07:04:02

           

no

07:04:08

           

fit in the curve of your neck

07:04:09

           

no

07:04:16

           

they're gadgets

07:04:21

           

high tech gadgets

07:04:28

           

that are sensitive to touch

07:04:34

           

and adapt to the environment

07:04:37

           

Pillows.

07:04:49

           

They adapt to the shape

of your neck

07:04:55

           

and the inside of your ears

07:05:02

           

to get just the right amount

07:05:06

           

pillows

07:05:08

           

ah

07:05:13

           

vicious pillows

07:05:20

           

and you know what

pillows do too?

07:05:22

           

They talk

07:05:23

           

oh yes

07:05:31

           

in other languages

07:05:39

           

so you wouldn't get them

when they communicate

07:05:44

           

vicious plans

07:05:49

           

vicious pillowy plans

07:05:58

           

vicious fluffy pillowy

plans

07:06:09

           

vicious soft fluffy pillow

plans

07:06:20

           

viciour cold soft fluffly

pillowy plans

07:06:25

           

to eachother

07:06:33

           

and you don't get them

07:06:35

           

you know why?

07:06:39

           

because the pillows

07:06:41

           

ARE

07:06:42

           

VICIOUS

07:06:48

           

GET AWAY

07:06:56

           

SAVE

YOURRRRRRRSEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLF

07:07:08

           

the pillows.

07:07:10

           

them pillows

07:07:14

           

them vicious pillows

07:07:27

           

with a language that's even

beyond that of lil wayne's

07:07:32

           

oh yeah

07:07:36

           

they're that vicious

07:07:46

           

but you're asleep

07:07:47

           

meh

07:07:49

           

good for you

07:07:57

           

hope your mindsucking is

going with a slow rate

07:08:03

           

you don't wanna have em

headaches do you

07:08:06

           

of course you don't

07:08:14

           

no one in their right minds

wishes for the like

07:08:19

           

because they're not humane

07:08:22

           

which makes sense

07:08:28

           

because they're caused by

pillows

07:08:32

           

and pillows are aliens

07:08:35

           

so

07:08:43

           

it's an extraterrestrial

headaches

07:08:54

           

charged with parallel

universes

07:08:58

           

and planets

07:09:05

           

with evil little creatures

07:09:09

           

that look so friendly

07:09:11

           

so cute

07:09:14

           

so fluffy

07:09:17

           

so soft

07:09:25

           

and cold on a hot night,

hot on a cold night

07:09:34

           

just the right amount of

sinking in

07:09:42

           

not to comfort you but to fit

in your crevices

07:09:49

           

get all the information it can get

07:09:54

           

and you know what's ironic?

07:09:58

           

people love them so much

07:10:04

           

they love them so fucking much

07:10:07

           

hug them every night

07:10:09

           

sleep with them

07:10:13

           

and you know what's ironic?

07:10:20

           

you hug your pillow

07:10:23

           

and it's an alien

07:10:29

           

and you probably ahven't hugged

your cat

07:10:31

           

and your cat

07:10:45

           

with all its cat like manipulative

nature

07:10:53

           

possibly loves you way more

then them pillows

07:10:59

           

but you don't sleep on your

cat do you?

07:11:03

           

your cat is not an alien

07:11:09

           

it doesn't suck your brainwaves

07:11:15

           

and send them off to outer space

07:11:17

           

but still

07:11:22

           

your pillow

07:11:25

           

is what you come back to

07:11:28

           

not your cat

07:11:32

           

Pillows

07:11:36

           

vicious pillows

07:11:43

           

vicious manipulative pillows.

07:11:45

           

oh well

07:11:49

           

too late to save you anyway

07:11:56

           

because you're asleep

07:12:01

           

and I can go on forever

you know

07:12:04

           

but I won't

07:12:13

           

(A)

07:12:18

           

You're free

And the reply was:

10:13:34

         

yel3an abo omm el fara3' dah!