05:50:33 | I | ||||||
05:50:33 | can't | ||||||
05:50:34 | fucking | ||||||
05:50:35 | sleep | ||||||
05:50:39 | FUCK! | ||||||
06:32:56 | Wow. | ||||||
06:33:00 | You’re still awake. | ||||||
06:33:39 | or are you | ||||||
06:33:41 | hmm | ||||||
06:33:47 | God I love bugging you | ||||||
06:33:48 | ^^ | ||||||
06:33:52 | GO TO SLEEP | ||||||
06:33:56 | DON'T BE NUTS LIKE ME! | ||||||
06:34:06 | sleep | ||||||
06:34:08 | pillows | ||||||
06:34:10 | fairies | ||||||
06:34:16 | cold pillows | ||||||
06:34:27 | Fluffy cold pillows | ||||||
06:34:36 | soft fluffy cold pillows | ||||||
06:34:47 | Pillows saying come and squash me | ||||||
06:34:51 | pillows | ||||||
06:35:00 | nope | ||||||
06:35:03 | you're not awake | ||||||
06:35:09 | I'm talking to thin air | ||||||
06:35:14 | which I'll just go on doing | ||||||
06:35:22 | since I've updated my blog with utter nonsense | ||||||
06:35:53 | and found out that 2 other people ended up updating their blogs at 4 am with utter nonsense even though they were both online and could have easily chatted | ||||||
06:35:58 | pillows | ||||||
06:36:06 | Did I tell you how pillows don't like me? | ||||||
06:36:14 | And how I’m officially insane after 4? | ||||||
06:36:16 | hm | ||||||
06:36:18 | Guess not | ||||||
06:36:22 | well guess what | ||||||
06:36:25 | it's after 4 | ||||||
06:36:32 | Pillows | ||||||
06:36:37 | you're not awake | ||||||
06:36:41 | you're awake | ||||||
06:36:43 | you're not awake | ||||||
06:36:46 | you're awake | ||||||
06:36:48 | no you're not | ||||||
06:36:49 | are you | ||||||
06:36:51 | hmm | ||||||
06:36:52 | no you're not | ||||||
06:36:56 | still though | ||||||
06:36:59 | this is entertaining | ||||||
06:37:05 | very | ||||||
06:37:13 | Did I tell you I do that to people? | ||||||
06:37:16 | Every day? | ||||||
06:37:22 | I chase them off the msn list | ||||||
06:37:23 | one | ||||||
06:37:24 | by | ||||||
06:37:25 | one | ||||||
06:37:29 | mwahahahahaha (6) | ||||||
06:37:35 | Unpredictable? | ||||||
06:37:36 | well | ||||||
06:37:39 | nuts | ||||||
06:37:40 | yes | ||||||
06:37:44 | fun> | ||||||
06:37:46 | hell yes | ||||||
06:37:59 | never mind the fact that I wrote hess yel and backspaced | ||||||
06:38:01 | oh yeah | ||||||
06:38:04 | I"m sleepy | ||||||
06:38:08 | but I can't sleep | ||||||
06:38:10 | I wonder why | ||||||
06:38:13 | maybe the coffeee | ||||||
06:38:18 | maybe because I"m nuts | ||||||
06:38:19 | well | ||||||
06:38:25 | I got that covered in the blog post | ||||||
06:38:26 | moving on | ||||||
06:38:28 | to buggin you | ||||||
06:38:35 | because I like doing that to people | ||||||
06:38:48 | and because I have another two on my list that i want to chase off into oblivion | ||||||
06:38:51 | Pillows | ||||||
06:38:55 | don't you just love pillows? | ||||||
06:38:59 | and msn alert | ||||||
06:39:01 | sounding | ||||||
06:39:02 | beep | ||||||
06:39:03 | beep | ||||||
06:39:12 | but not if you have your speakers on mute eh? | ||||||
06:39:15 | sneaky | ||||||
06:39:16 | well | ||||||
06:39:22 | that flashing thingie bugs too | ||||||
06:39:26 | but not if you're asleep | ||||||
06:39:28 | which you are | ||||||
06:39:32 | sleep | ||||||
06:39:35 | i miss that | ||||||
06:39:37 | pillows | ||||||
06:39:40 | they're not nice | ||||||
06:39:43 | they're vicious | ||||||
06:39:49 | they eat your head when you're not looking | ||||||
06:39:52 | they're soft | ||||||
06:39:53 | and fluffy | ||||||
06:39:59 | but they're vicious | ||||||
06:40:03 | pillows | ||||||
06:40:10 | creative eh? | ||||||
06:40:11 | no | ||||||
06:40:14 | not creative | ||||||
06:40:15 | nuts | ||||||
06:40:18 | and friggin bored | ||||||
06:40:22 | and not being able ot sleep | ||||||
06:40:26 | after two hours of trying | ||||||
06:40:31 | that bugs you know | ||||||
06:40:39 | not being able to fall asleep | ||||||
06:40:43 | but you're not awake | ||||||
06:40:46 | how would you know | ||||||
06:40:49 | ahh | ||||||
06:40:51 | pillows | ||||||
06:41:01 | and facebook homepage | ||||||
06:41:04 | flooded with pics | ||||||
06:41:06 | of sunglasses | ||||||
06:41:09 | bikinis | ||||||
06:41:14 | and just mumbo jumbo | ||||||
06:41:24 | a lot are online you know | ||||||
06:41:29 | just they don't show it | ||||||
06:41:40 | because there's this little bugger living on msn | ||||||
06:41:47 | that drives everyone nuts | ||||||
06:41:48 | yes | ||||||
06:41:49 | that's me | ||||||
06:41:53 | (A) | ||||||
06:41:55 | why hello there | ||||||
06:41:59 | pillows say hi | ||||||
06:42:03 | cushions say hi too | ||||||
06:42:06 | but not like pillows | ||||||
06:42:16 | pillows are soft and fluffy | ||||||
06:42:26 | and get you sleepy if you're human | ||||||
06:42:28 | are you human | ||||||
06:42:29 | well | ||||||
06:42:30 | you are | ||||||
06:42:34 | because you're not awake | ||||||
06:42:36 | you're asleep | ||||||
06:42:39 | you're snoozing | ||||||
06:42:41 | you're ZZing | ||||||
06:42:52 | you're off to the horizon | ||||||
06:42:55 | Pillows | ||||||
06:42:58 | oh them pillows | ||||||
06:43:04 | yep | ||||||
06:43:13 | no one can handle the bugging that long | ||||||
06:43:16 | you're sleeping | ||||||
06:43:17 | or dead | ||||||
06:43:21 | I'll go with sleeping | ||||||
06:43:32 | because no one dies on their available status | ||||||
06:43:39 | because it changes to away in a few seconds | ||||||
06:43:45 | so you're sleeping | ||||||
06:43:49 | you've just fallen asleep | ||||||
06:43:50 | or maybe | ||||||
06:43:52 | just maybe | ||||||
06:44:00 | you're a ghost | ||||||
06:44:01 | haha | ||||||
06:44:02 | god | ||||||
06:44:07 | I'm not drunk | ||||||
06:44:14 | or you woulda seen typos | ||||||
06:44:18 | I'm not making typos | ||||||
06:44:21 | I just go nuts | ||||||
06:44:23 | after 4 | ||||||
06:44:26 | you never saw that though | ||||||
06:44:28 | because you slept | ||||||
06:44:31 | like good boys | ||||||
06:44:35 | go sleep | ||||||
06:44:40 | pillows call | ||||||
06:44:47 | float to bed oh little one | ||||||
06:44:56 | let them ZZs guide you there | ||||||
06:45:00 | but then again | ||||||
06:45:03 | you're already asleep | ||||||
06:45:08 | so that's pointless | ||||||
06:45:12 | why should I stop though | ||||||
06:45:17 | when I'm having so much fun | ||||||
06:45:21 | beats blogging | ||||||
06:45:25 | blogging doesn't have a face | ||||||
06:45:28 | you have a face | ||||||
06:45:40 | even though pillows eat off faces you know | ||||||
06:45:45 | that's why I don't like them | ||||||
06:45:48 | and they don't like me | ||||||
06:45:51 | pillows don't like me | ||||||
06:45:54 | and clocks hate me | ||||||
06:45:59 | but pillows jsut don't llike me | ||||||
06:46:04 | it's good though | ||||||
06:46:11 | i don't have to meet up with them that much | ||||||
06:46:13 | Right | ||||||
06:46:21 | so you're either not human or you're asleep | ||||||
06:46:27 | but I'm guessing you're both | ||||||
06:46:38 | so I'll jsut go on and on | ||||||
06:46:39 | on | ||||||
06:46:39 | and | ||||||
06:46:40 | on | ||||||
06:46:41 | and | ||||||
06:46:42 | on | ||||||
06:46:42 | and | ||||||
06:46:43 | on | ||||||
06:46:44 | and | ||||||
06:46:45 | on | ||||||
06:46:46 | and | ||||||
06:46:46 | on | ||||||
06:46:51 | till pillows talk | ||||||
06:46:53 | and say they like me | ||||||
06:46:58 | so I'd go to sleep | ||||||
06:47:26 | because I'm tired of reading and solving a Rubik's cube that has been next to my bed for a while | ||||||
06:47:27 | well | ||||||
06:47:29 | some while | ||||||
06:47:31 | a long while | ||||||
06:47:35 | and that other one | ||||||
06:47:37 | that scary one | ||||||
06:47:41 | that 5x5 one | ||||||
06:47:45 | staring right back at me | ||||||
06:47:50 | with all its perfection | ||||||
06:47:55 | and squareness | ||||||
06:48:04 | and well, just, intimidating the fuck out of me | ||||||
06:48:08 | so I won't start on it | ||||||
06:48:17 | I'll just hang on to me baby 3 x 3 one | ||||||
06:48:21 | that I"ve been on for a year now | ||||||
06:48:29 | ha them pillows | ||||||
06:48:37 | pillows don't like rubik's cube you know | ||||||
06:48:42 | because pillows don't like me | ||||||
06:48:47 | and I like rubik's cube | ||||||
06:48:54 | so pillows don't like rubik's cube | ||||||
06:48:58 | nothing personal though | ||||||
06:49:01 | pillows | ||||||
06:49:03 | you know | ||||||
06:49:10 | you know what pillows like? | ||||||
06:49:13 | huh | ||||||
06:49:14 | huh | ||||||
06:49:16 | ? | ||||||
06:49:17 | well | ||||||
06:49:19 | I wouldn't know | ||||||
06:49:23 | because I don't like pillows | ||||||
06:49:27 | and they don't like me back | ||||||
06:49:31 | go to sleep | ||||||
06:49:37 | so you don't wind up like me | ||||||
06:49:45 | yalla | ||||||
06:49:48 | you'll go nuts | ||||||
06:49:51 | you don't wanna go nuts | ||||||
06:50:03 | or pillows won't like you | ||||||
06:50:11 | pillows don't like people who are nuts | ||||||
06:50:19 | because I'm nuts | ||||||
06:50:23 | and pillows don't like me | ||||||
06:50:28 | serious | ||||||
06:50:31 | hmm | ||||||
06:50:34 | what else | ||||||
06:50:36 | ah | ||||||
06:50:45 | pillows LOVE re--runs | ||||||
06:50:48 | because I don't like em | ||||||
06:50:55 | but they keep me awake anyhow | ||||||
06:50:59 | god I'm tired of typing | ||||||
06:51:00 | well | ||||||
06:51:04 | there's another solution | ||||||
06:51:07 | you could block me | ||||||
06:51:08 | YAY! | ||||||
06:51:12 | salvation | ||||||
06:51:25 | but then again I'd just move on to the other two on my playlist | ||||||
06:51:35 | because pillows like them | ||||||
06:51:38 | and I don't like pillows | ||||||
06:51:48 | I think you know that by now | ||||||
06:51:54 | do pillows like you? | ||||||
06:51:55 | well | ||||||
06:51:58 | I'd say they do | ||||||
06:52:02 | because you're not awake | ||||||
06:52:04 | you're asleep | ||||||
06:52:10 | you're not even reading this | ||||||
06:52:21 | It's still entertaining though | ||||||
06:52:24 | typing practise | ||||||
06:52:30 | will look good on my CV | ||||||
06:52:40 | pushing my 35 words per minute right up to 60 | ||||||
06:52:42 | well | ||||||
06:52:45 | that happens | ||||||
06:52:52 | because I use all of my ten fingers | ||||||
06:53:03 | people type faster with two and looking at the keyboard | ||||||
06:53:09 | which is mind-boggling | ||||||
06:53:14 | since ten > 1 | ||||||
06:53:18 | so, | ||||||
06:53:20 | using logic | ||||||
06:53:24 | it would be faster | ||||||
06:53:26 | aha | ||||||
06:53:29 | you're not awake | ||||||
06:53:35 | ah | ||||||
06:53:44 | no patience exceeds the humane limit | ||||||
06:53:44 | well | ||||||
06:53:49 | I'm glad you're asleep | ||||||
06:53:53 | but I'm having fun | ||||||
06:53:59 | woulda written another blog post | ||||||
06:54:02 | naaaaaaah | ||||||
06:54:29 | why advertise my nuttiness when I could use it up as reserve as I drive people nuts, one by one every night | ||||||
06:54:32 | they change you know | ||||||
06:54:37 | they're not the same every night | ||||||
06:54:39 | like now | ||||||
06:54:41 | I have 3 | ||||||
06:54:44 | including you | ||||||
06:54:45 | last night | ||||||
06:54:48 | were 5 | ||||||
06:54:58 | not even including tonight's 3 | ||||||
06:55:10 | nightowl-iness is,.. what's the word | ||||||
06:55:12 | can't remember | ||||||
06:55:16 | oh whatever | ||||||
06:55:30 | you know what hates nightowl-iness? | ||||||
06:55:33 | Pillows. | ||||||
06:55:37 | The vicious pillows | ||||||
06:55:42 | the ones that bite your head off | ||||||
06:55:54 | stand in the way of your ears | ||||||
06:55:57 | pillows | ||||||
06:56:01 | they look friendly | ||||||
06:56:03 | but they're not | ||||||
06:56:06 | they're enemies | ||||||
06:56:09 | they're aliens | ||||||
06:56:13 | they're undercover spies | ||||||
06:56:18 | they're ETs! | ||||||
06:56:23 | they record your brain waves | ||||||
06:56:28 | and send them off | ||||||
06:56:35 | to make experiments | ||||||
06:56:44 | record the thoughts of the human race | ||||||
06:56:52 | and come up with a diabolic plan | ||||||
06:56:57 | after reading everyone's minds | ||||||
06:57:05 | and destroying the world! | ||||||
06:57:14 | wouldn't work with you if you're apathetic | ||||||
06:57:19 | what the fuck does the world matter | ||||||
06:57:20 | well | ||||||
06:57:25 | they don't do that just yet | ||||||
06:57:29 | they torture you first | ||||||
06:57:35 | they distort your brain waves | ||||||
06:57:41 | sending you off having sleepless nights | ||||||
06:57:44 | just like me | ||||||
06:57:47 | and headaches | ||||||
06:57:50 | and neckache | ||||||
06:57:54 | oh them pillows | ||||||
06:58:01 | they bend in so many ways | ||||||
06:58:17 | for no other reason than to ache your neck | ||||||
06:58:29 | short mind reading abilities you say? | ||||||
06:58:30 | no | ||||||
06:58:32 | nonononono | ||||||
06:58:33 | pillows | ||||||
06:58:36 | they're vicious | ||||||
06:58:46 | they pick up brain waves if you're in the vicinity | ||||||
06:58:51 | even in the same room | ||||||
06:58:55 | they lure you in | ||||||
06:58:57 | from afar | ||||||
06:59:06 | with all their softness and fluffiness | ||||||
06:59:10 | so you'd come | ||||||
06:59:15 | just like the prey you are | ||||||
06:59:18 | and lay your head | ||||||
06:59:26 | enjoying how cold they are on a hot night | ||||||
06:59:28 | then | ||||||
06:59:31 | Just then | ||||||
06:59:36 | when you're most vulnerable | ||||||
06:59:42 | they evacuate your thoughts | ||||||
06:59:45 | suck em in | ||||||
06:59:50 | and send em off to outer space | ||||||
06:59:54 | where they are coded | ||||||
06:59:57 | analyzed | ||||||
07:00:00 | recorded | ||||||
07:00:02 | experimented | ||||||
07:00:05 | observed | ||||||
07:00:08 | and compared | ||||||
07:00:20 | and it happens again and again | ||||||
07:00:23 | till you can't sleep anymore | ||||||
07:00:27 | so you don't use them pillows | ||||||
07:00:33 | that's when their job is done | ||||||
07:00:39 | the diabolic plan is elaborate | ||||||
07:00:47 | and they're ready to destrooooooooooy the woooooooooorld! | ||||||
07:00:58 | and they don't even destroy it like poof boom tish | ||||||
07:00:58 | no | ||||||
07:01:00 | nononono | ||||||
07:01:07 | it happens slowly | ||||||
07:01:14 | like the feeling you have when you're climbing a mountain | ||||||
07:01:16 | the air is there | ||||||
07:01:19 | but you can't breathe | ||||||
07:01:31 | because the oxygen doesn't have as much guts as you | ||||||
07:01:37 | it clings on to dear life on the surface | ||||||
07:01:39 | so you suffocate | ||||||
07:01:42 | and you don't just die | ||||||
07:01:42 | no | ||||||
07:01:49 | you kill braincells first | ||||||
07:01:56 | but who am i talking to | ||||||
07:02:02 | you probably know that stuff by heart | ||||||
07:02:09 | you study it dont' you? | ||||||
07:02:12 | oh yes you do | ||||||
07:02:18 | but I bet they don't tell you about pillows | ||||||
07:02:21 | no they don't | ||||||
07:02:25 | because they're scared | ||||||
07:02:40 | they're scared that if they tell people about the vicious pillows | ||||||
07:02:46 | the pillows will take their sleep away | ||||||
07:02:51 | and give them headaches | ||||||
07:02:59 | that have nothing to do with coffee | ||||||
07:03:02 | however | ||||||
07:03:05 | it's no use now | ||||||
07:03:09 | since you're asleep | ||||||
07:03:19 | and in the middle of the mind sucking process | ||||||
07:03:22 | your mind | ||||||
07:03:23 | is being | ||||||
07:03:24 | sucked | ||||||
07:03:25 | out | ||||||
07:03:26 | of | ||||||
07:03:26 | your | ||||||
07:03:28 | ears | ||||||
07:03:37 | your brain waves are being plagirised | ||||||
07:03:41 | oh yes | ||||||
07:03:44 | them pillows | ||||||
07:03:51 | soft and fluffy they say | ||||||
07:03:54 | cold on a hot night | ||||||
07:04:00 | sink in just the right amount | ||||||
07:04:02 | no | ||||||
07:04:08 | fit in the curve of your neck | ||||||
07:04:09 | no | ||||||
07:04:16 | they're gadgets | ||||||
07:04:21 | high tech gadgets | ||||||
07:04:28 | that are sensitive to touch | ||||||
07:04:34 | and adapt to the environment | ||||||
07:04:37 | Pillows. | ||||||
07:04:49 | They adapt to the shape of your neck | ||||||
07:04:55 | and the inside of your ears | ||||||
07:05:02 | to get just the right amount | ||||||
07:05:06 | pillows | ||||||
07:05:08 | ah | ||||||
07:05:13 | vicious pillows | ||||||
07:05:20 | and you know what pillows do too? | ||||||
07:05:22 | They talk | ||||||
07:05:23 | oh yes | ||||||
07:05:31 | in other languages | ||||||
07:05:39 | so you wouldn't get them when they communicate | ||||||
07:05:44 | vicious plans | ||||||
07:05:49 | vicious pillowy plans | ||||||
07:05:58 | vicious fluffy pillowy plans | ||||||
07:06:09 | vicious soft fluffy pillow plans | ||||||
07:06:20 | viciour cold soft fluffly pillowy plans | ||||||
07:06:25 | to eachother | ||||||
07:06:33 | and you don't get them | ||||||
07:06:35 | you know why? | ||||||
07:06:39 | because the pillows | ||||||
07:06:41 | ARE | ||||||
07:06:42 | VICIOUS | ||||||
07:06:48 | GET AWAY | ||||||
07:06:56 | SAVE YOURRRRRRRSEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLF | ||||||
07:07:08 | the pillows. | ||||||
07:07:10 | them pillows | ||||||
07:07:14 | them vicious pillows | ||||||
07:07:27 | with a language that's even beyond that of lil wayne's | ||||||
07:07:32 | oh yeah | ||||||
07:07:36 | they're that vicious | ||||||
07:07:46 | but you're asleep | ||||||
07:07:47 | meh | ||||||
07:07:49 | good for you | ||||||
07:07:57 | hope your mindsucking is going with a slow rate | ||||||
07:08:03 | you don't wanna have em headaches do you | ||||||
07:08:06 | of course you don't | ||||||
07:08:14 | no one in their right minds wishes for the like | ||||||
07:08:19 | because they're not humane | ||||||
07:08:22 | which makes sense | ||||||
07:08:28 | because they're caused by pillows | ||||||
07:08:32 | and pillows are aliens | ||||||
07:08:35 | so | ||||||
07:08:43 | it's an extraterrestrial headaches | ||||||
07:08:54 | charged with parallel universes | ||||||
07:08:58 | and planets | ||||||
07:09:05 | with evil little creatures | ||||||
07:09:09 | that look so friendly | ||||||
07:09:11 | so cute | ||||||
07:09:14 | so fluffy | ||||||
07:09:17 | so soft | ||||||
07:09:25 | and cold on a hot night, hot on a cold night | ||||||
07:09:34 | just the right amount of sinking in | ||||||
07:09:42 | not to comfort you but to fit in your crevices | ||||||
07:09:49 | get all the information it can get | ||||||
07:09:54 | and you know what's ironic? | ||||||
07:09:58 | people love them so much | ||||||
07:10:04 | they love them so fucking much | ||||||
07:10:07 | hug them every night | ||||||
07:10:09 | sleep with them | ||||||
07:10:13 | and you know what's ironic? | ||||||
07:10:20 | you hug your pillow | ||||||
07:10:23 | and it's an alien | ||||||
07:10:29 | and you probably ahven't hugged your cat | ||||||
07:10:31 | and your cat | ||||||
07:10:45 | with all its cat like manipulative nature | ||||||
07:10:53 | possibly loves you way more then them pillows | ||||||
07:10:59 | but you don't sleep on your cat do you? | ||||||
07:11:03 | your cat is not an alien | ||||||
07:11:09 | it doesn't suck your brainwaves | ||||||
07:11:15 | and send them off to outer space | ||||||
07:11:17 | but still | ||||||
07:11:22 | your pillow | ||||||
07:11:25 | is what you come back to | ||||||
07:11:28 | not your cat | ||||||
07:11:32 | Pillows | ||||||
07:11:36 | vicious pillows | ||||||
07:11:43 | vicious manipulative pillows. | ||||||
07:11:45 | oh well | ||||||
07:11:49 | too late to save you anyway | ||||||
07:11:56 | because you're asleep | ||||||
07:12:01 | and I can go on forever you know | ||||||
07:12:04 | but I won't | ||||||
07:12:13 | (A) | ||||||
07:12:18 | You're free |
And the reply was:
10:13:34 | yel3an abo omm el fara3' dah! |